WELL I'm off to visit
otilu for a few days and -
What's that, I hear you say; doesn't she live in England?
Why yes, I reply! I am embraced once more by my home country's loving ... greyness. I got off the plane yesterday morning and bought a bottle of Ribena and a sandwich in a box. All is right in the world.
But Squeak, you gasp, you have only just returned! Surely you want to spend quality time with your beloved family!
HA HA HA, I scoff, and run off to catch my train up north.