Sex on television doesnt hurt anyone........unless they fall off.

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so...me n madeline went out fer lunch at brugers...it wuz fun...but i only had like .46324 seconds...which was unfortunate. But, im glad we got ta chill...even though i took like...an hour n a half lunch brake...its cool tho cuz they didnt even notice i had left...lol--i serve a purpose in life :-p So...then whne i got back i was just really really bored the rest of the day...and i coodnt go out cuz we were having out "family nite" So...nedless ta say, i was pumped....ish. So then...the last 2 hours at work i looked at lite up ice cubes...they're really spectacular--they're differnt colors...and they freeze...and u put them in drinks...and they light up...and...yeah....dont judge me--i was bored. SO, after that, i went home in the rain, it was really really rainy...and as i pulled out the reserve light went on (as in there was no gas in teh car) clearly my less than conservative driving from the nite b and yesterday caused a significant decrease in the amount in muh car...so yeah...so i went and put in 20 bux worth...cuz that was all i had...but thats unfortunate cuz it was only half a tank. Tru story. So...after that, i went home...and drove int eh rain...actaully--i had the windows open and sugarcult blarin so it was the definition of spectacular...no fer real. Then i got home...and played videogames until the family fun began...but it really want bad cuz we ate ice cream n goldish n shit n played catch frase, which is really fun cuz its the only game that gets muh parents ta swear n shit when they play...and its exciting. So then after that we watched pirates of the caribbean...but we stopped it because...SCRUBS WAS ON....yes...scrubs...the best sho on tv ever............EVER lol. But yeah...then after that i played online...until brendan decided it was imperitive that he use the computer...and i went n watched the rock....very, very good movie...2 of the six...(its like indiana jones n the last crusade n face/off cuz they both have 2 of the six--exciting shit...ish) So yeah...i was happy. Then this morning...i drove ta work...and it was special cuz i was listening ta blink...and then rock sho came on...and i got really excited...cuz, well...duh ;) AND, i didnt see ne cops on the road...at ALL...which made me happy too...so yeah....and now im at work...bored...again...lol. But its cool cuz me n jake r chillin 2nite n then sunday madeline jake megan n me r all goin ta visit MICHELLE at SARATOGA SPRINGS....pumped? oh yes, yes i believe so...

OO--funny story--kinda disturbing. Dr. Fuchs, who is an ass...and is a really large dickfuck and like seriously ONE of the biggest faggots on the face of the earth...has a son...idk his name...but ive heard hes a massive homo too...so...the son actaully got CAUGHT looking at PORN on his WORK computer...yeah--he was beatin it instead of filiong shit--i just sleep instead of filing shit (fyi, his comp is ont he 1st floor and ive never touched it) but looking at porn at work...gets u in trouble...so he got in deep shit and got fired...lol...classic. BUT, what makes it BETTER, is: like father liek son...and yes, Dr. Fuchs got caught lookin at PORN too! (once again on a computer ive never seen, nor wanted to see, nor wanted to go near, nor have gone near) And...he didnt get fired but i was incredibly amused, nonetheless...so, however disturbing that may seem--take it for the humor :-p
^tru story

but...yeah, so im gonna do shit...get pumped fer sunday--no fer real
l8r

OMG--and jsut editied this cuz i answered the fone n the guy goes "yeah, hi, i was wondering if you had my transcripts?" and when i sed id find em and call him back he sed "taht wood be great, thanx" Cept...like...seriously...and i got SO excited...and im sure most of u r like...wtf...but megan understands :-p