Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids

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So, yesterday morning...i got my lisence...yes bitches...yes i did. So after quite possibly the LONGEST day of work, i went home, and picked up megan, then we went ta visit madeline ta go ta dinner...but she was eating dinner...which was awkward...how r things...lol So me n megan went ta subway, which was spcial, then we got free drinx--even specialer. So after dinner we went n found madeline again, and then we went ta WALMART. It was fun, however jake wasnt there so....yeah. Then after that we went ta pestmart...but they didnt have lizards or dogs and i was unhappy in pants. So then...i let madeline drive...and she kinda stold teh car...whcih was cool of her...and kept spraying dust in muh face cuz...well..shes a dirty cuntbitchmotherfuckinghoeslutskantwhorecarpetmunchinganalengineeringfuckfacedbitchcockslut. Tru story. But yeah...so then she drove us ta her house, them megan drove me ta anita's house...and we visited anita...whichc was awesome. Then i went home...tons of fun. So then i played UT2004...definition of special. Then i talked ta madeline...and she asked me out...so now were goin out...which is spectacular...and im pumped--no fer real. So then i watched Southpark...then a new episode of south park..then Basic...and i coodnt sleep so i pulled out the second season of southpark...and fell asleep watching that. So...i drove ta work this mrning...got the lil "how fast r u going" thingy to 60...in a 30....(they dont have cameras) lol--at lest i hope not :0 But...yeah, so 2day im thinkin im gonna pick up madeline n go out fer lunch...whcih shood b tons of fun...so yeah...

in conclusion...yesterday kicked ass...like really really hard...like seriously--u ahve no idea
^tru story