it was that kind of silence just before a clown farts...

[originulprnkstr]

yeah...so...yeah. Pretty much ive been doin a shitload of lickin n stickin at work...only have 5,300 envelopes left...which is nice. Yesterday there were a bunch of hot chicks int eh waitin room...and me n jesse copied our asses on the copy machine...good clean fun. So, ive been drivin the porsche a lot, which is spectacular cuz u can go really really fast and its okay...and listen ta sugarcult n less than jake and offspring...which is beyond spectacular--no fer real. Drivin fast is mucho fun...jsut cuz, well it is...idk y, but it makes me happy in pants. So yesterday, i called madeline's house, n i was like is madeline there, and shes liek is this alex chapman, n im like yeah, and shes like yeah shes comin ta ur house after drivers ed...and i was l;ike, when's that? n shes like 6 30ish...and i was like...really...i wont b home--tru story. And shes was like...really...so yeah. But then they came over at liek 7ish...and it was tons of fun...seriously (even though they were like...the definition of uninvited almost practically...but i like suprises...not like...suprises like...ya wake up with dexter cut off...or like...ya discover liek ya got ur best friend pregnant...or u got raped by ur best friend...and...hes a guy...no not liek that, but when megan n madeline come over its a good suprise n it made me mad happy in pants...tru story) So yeah...we chilled n played with balloons which was fun...then we watched meet the parents...and madeline kept tryin ta hit me in the testicles...cuz i seed somethin mean...actually many somethings meaan...but im always an asshole...so i felt kinda bad...rite up until i got hit in the sac...then i didnt feel so bad. But, testicles aside, it was good clean fun. Then they left, and it was raining, and harry was barbequeing outside...at 10...at nite...and they were eatin dinner at liek...11...so yeah. So then they left n i watched south park n then Reno 911. Then i made muh world famous nachos (and world famous quite clearly means they're really good and i like them mucho...no fer real...even muh mom lieks them and shes liek a mother fuckin health freak and has the issues...shes prolly allergic ta them too...but w/e) so those were good...then i decided it was time ta go ta bed...but i really really needed a drink...cuz...well i ahvent had one in quite some time...so i covered the glass in water, then i put it in the freezer, then i took it out after it froze, tossed int eh ice cubes, and put in like 2 jiggers n a fatass...then i went up stairs n watched basic...then i watched the thunderstorm...but it kinda sucked n i fell asleep at like 3...then this mornin i was drivin the porsche...and it was really specail cuz i was goin too fast n this car comin from the other direction blinked his lights at me (as in there's a cop up ahead) and so i slowed down and the motherfucker was sittin there behind a tree in his stupid little car...prolly beatin it or some shit, so i didnt get pulled over...very special. And yeah...so now im gonna go find christina and butfuck some more envelopes (by that i obviously meant put letters into envelopes)
L8r!
o eyah--madeline i can come over 2day but illc all u...prolly