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Diary of the Awesome Me 004 || Union Cave || 4th Wall

Nov 28, 2010 16:42

[There's loud shuffling as the Pokegear turns on to reveal...nothing. It's pitch black, so when Prussia stumbles over what is presumably a bunch of rocks, pained cursing can be heard.]

WHERE THE FUCK AM--

ONIX! Geodude!

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this is your fault austria, !route_29, stupid troll hungary, what is this lameness, 4th wall, fuck life

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[1/3] Action! and HI DIDJA MISS HIM? lovino_vargas November 29 2010, 02:13:43 UTC

[One minute he's hitting on a pretty girl...]

You should come back to my pla---

[2/3] Action. lovino_vargas November 29 2010, 02:15:14 UTC

--hey where'd you go, bella? Why's it so dark here...

[The next, he's standing in the middle of Prussia's escape route. :|]

[3/3] Action and done! lovino_vargas November 29 2010, 02:16:42 UTC

...

Is that an earthquake?!

[Action] NO. I WANT THE CUTE ONE. NOT YOU. D: originofawesome November 29 2010, 02:20:39 UTC

[YOU KNOW HOW IT'S PITCH DARK, ROMANO? WELL, THAT MEANS PRUSSIA CAN'T SEE, SO...SUCKS FOR YOU THAT YOU'RE IN HIS PATH.]

[Action] WHAT, I AM THE CUTE ONE, YOU JERK! lovino_vargas November 29 2010, 02:33:19 UTC

[I GUESS HE JUST GOT PLOWED DOWN THEN OTL]

OW WHAT THE FUCK WHO'SA DRIVIN' THAT DAMN CAR?! AN AMERICAN?! GET THE FUCK OFFA THE ROAD!

[He's not on a road and that is not an earthquake and OH MY GOD GIANT LIVING ROCKS

RUNNING. RUNNING THE HELL AWAY. AND CAUGHT UP TO PRUSSIA.]

[Action] You're the uncute, bitchy one. :c Where's Italy? originofawesome November 29 2010, 02:44:07 UTC

[Prussia doesn't even notice that he just trampled some poor soul.

Once he catches sight of Romano...]

WHAT THE FUCK, HOW THE HELL DID YOU GROW SO BIG?

[Action] I-I'm not bitchy shut up. IDK where Italy is. :< lovino_vargas November 29 2010, 02:58:17 UTC

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, POTATO#2? ARE YOU DELUSIONAL?

A-AND WHAT THE HELL IS CHASING US?

[Action] You totally are. ITALY. FALL INTO MY ARRRMS. originofawesome November 29 2010, 03:13:31 UTC

YOU WERE JUST THIS BIG [he motions with his hands to show Romano how tiny he's supposed to be in Johto] AND NOW YOU'RE EVEN LESS CUTE!

WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE, DUMBASS?

[Action] NO, ITALY, FALL INTO -MY- ARMS!!! IGNORE THE BASTARD! lovino_vargas November 29 2010, 03:22:43 UTC

I WAS THAT SMALL TWENTY YEARS AGO, IDIOT! GODDAMN GILBERT, DID THOSE ROCK MONSTERS HIT YOU ON THE HEAD OR SOMETHING?!

AND DOES THIS CAVE EVER END?!

1/2 [Action] I'M SEXIER, THEREFORE ITALY WILL CHOOSE ME. originofawesome November 29 2010, 03:35:39 UTC

[Wait. Wait. WHAT.]

ARE YOU FUCKING DELUSIONAL!? YOU WERE THAT SMALL CENTURIES AGO!

2/3 [Action] LOL I LIED originofawesome November 29 2010, 03:36:43 UTC

[Since when did Romano address him so familiarly?]

3/3 [Action] originofawesome November 29 2010, 03:40:22 UTC

KESESESESE! So you finally let your secret desire for me out!

[Human name = closeness. So that makes sense....right.]

[Action] YOU LIED ABOUT BEING SEXY? 8D lovino_vargas November 29 2010, 04:01:12 UTC

CENTURI---- [Ducks into a little nook of the cave and pulls Gil into it too. It's so convenient!] Centuries? What the FUCK are you talking about? I'd be dead if I were that old!

... [slaps him for that last part. B|] What secret desire, you jackass.

[Action] SDLFHG NO. I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT THAT. originofawesome November 29 2010, 05:04:03 UTC

[Ack-being dragged somewhere!] Deciding to play stupid now~?

Kesesese, didn't know you were into domination, Romano~~

[HE WILL BE MANLY AND IGNORE THAT SLAP DESPITE IT HURTING.] One you're clearly showing for me~

1/? [Action] Suuure~ lovino_vargas November 29 2010, 05:15:10 UTC

[Damn right he's into being the domi--- I mean B| throwing hand over Gilbert's mouth to keep him quiet as the RAGING ROCKS stampede past them.]

2/? [Action] lovino_vargas November 29 2010, 05:16:08 UTC

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