Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

Nov 03, 2010 20:08

[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]

Ah hell, bite dammit![After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready ( Read more... )

this is your fault austria, !route_29, stupid troll hungary, so hungry, what is this lameness, fuck life, lisbeth, gilbird

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video! photonsaber November 4 2010, 03:25:28 UTC
Hey! That's not a failure!

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video originofawesome November 4 2010, 03:33:20 UTC
[NOOOOOOOOOO MORE PEOPLE ARE SEEING THIS. DAMN HIS POKEGEAR.]

It's not good for food or fighting. It fails.

[Just...saying this mechanically. He gives up training for the night.]

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video! photonsaber November 4 2010, 03:35:13 UTC
No! Because if you train it with love and care, it'll get to be really strong! And then it won't try and eat you!

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video! originofawesome November 4 2010, 03:38:18 UTC
Bullshit.

[He eyes the Magikarp. Lis doesn't look like it'll be eating anything anytime soon.]

[ooc: Oh yeah, I edited my LJ entry. Go ahead and try to convince him she'll be strong, but don't say it'll become a Gyarados, or how she will be strong. |D Drag out the despair amirite.]

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video! photonsaber November 4 2010, 03:40:05 UTC
Uh... It learns tackle at level 15!

[Alright! Phew. ;; Thanks for the warning. |D;]

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video! originofawesome November 4 2010, 03:41:46 UTC
What'll that do, flop uselessly at the opponent?

[ooc: I belatedly realized I forgot to put the note. |D;; Also my nouns fail.]

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video! photonsaber November 4 2010, 03:43:48 UTC
I saw some people throwing Magikarp at the Pokemon, but that's a bit mean...

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video! originofawesome November 4 2010, 03:48:05 UTC
[Snorts] That probably won't even give it experience, just traumatize it.

[Stares at the blank expression on Lisbeth's face.]

If it will even notice.

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video! photonsaber November 4 2010, 03:50:03 UTC
Of course it will, Mr. Prussia! Pokemon have feelings too! And Magikarp is a Pokemon too!

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video! originofawesome November 4 2010, 03:56:32 UTC
[He scrutinizes the quickly tiring Magikarp. He thinks you're trying to making him feel better, and he's not convinced at all.]

Maybe she can do a weak version of Water Gun.

[Lisbeth spurts out a weak trickle of water, as if she was trying make him feel better.]

...

[Sob.]

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video! photonsaber November 4 2010, 04:03:49 UTC
[GOOD. Because this is a tiny girl that was scolding him instead. 8( why coconaaaa]

Mr. Prussia, did you have any bad stuff back in your home world?

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video! originofawesome November 4 2010, 04:23:51 UTC
[He's distracted temporarily by this sudden question. His expression is guarded now.]

There's bad things everywhere.

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video! photonsaber November 4 2010, 04:28:23 UTC
W-Well, um, I meant the bad stuff like people staying away from you because you're a certain... [She doesn't really know how to say it, but tries her best with childish explanations!] ... person.

Like! Um... If you heard someone say that birds are bad and they give out curses, but it's not true. But then people start staying away from birds... [Then she trails off... not really knowing how to put her thoughts into words.]

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video! lol what is this. How did you bring this out in him. XD originofawesome November 4 2010, 05:42:46 UTC
[He doesn't say anything at first, rather baffled and unsure of why this girl would decide to confide in him.

For most of his lifetime, he stood alone, and he was proud to do so. It may say something about his personality (and perhaps people avoided him out of fear or annoyance), but he usually didn't give a shit about others.]

Cocona, right? Don't give a crap about what other people say.

[He grins.]

Except for me, obviously.

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video! because cocona is a tiny little girl with discrimination problems D8 photonsaber November 4 2010, 15:30:06 UTC
Yeah! Pokemon are like people too! But you know, a Magikarp is still a fish! And fish can't do much on land. It can still swim and who knows? Maybe you can teach her how to be a lifeguard just in case someone can't swim!

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1/2 video! That was evil, but he totally deserved it. XD originofawesome November 4 2010, 15:43:57 UTC
[YOU TRICKED HIM. He stares at her in slack-jawed surprise. Then he glares at her sulkily.]

Brat!

[Oh, if he could strangle her right now.]

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