[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]
Ah hell, bite dammit!
[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]
AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---
[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]
…Fuck.
[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]
I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.
[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]