another story by the glourious mike pike

Jun 17, 2004 20:43

O I 2 3 4: once upon a time there was a monkey fish whos face was non existant
O I 2 3 4: then he went to the chef and asked for mashed potatoes with dijon ketchup
O I 2 3 4: he said"well i have to ask my old lady first and then i will get back to you with a good ol' pencil"
O I 2 3 4: the moneky fish went home and wrote a book called "a day in the life of the can of coke who hated the pepsi"
O I 2 3 4: the chef came back when the book was done and sdiad his old lady said "NO, shut up" and thats the end of it with harvy
O I 2 3 4: so then he got mad and ate the old lady and harvy was free since he wasnt then and now he is for the end of eternity
O I 2 3 4: thenn the chef said "YES,YES i will make it "
O I 2 3 4: the then french got mad and sent a stink bomb to harvy and he blew up with the rancid stench\
O I 2 3 4: damn french
O I 2 3 4: de la pue (french for de la pue)
O I 2 3 4: so the monkey fish said to the chef ,eat my shorts, so he did
O I 2 3 4: END
O I 2 3 4 signed off at 8:43:10 PM.
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