Five Bullets - Action

[origamikillah]

[Patti woke up to find a very strange hat next to her, and for some reason she felt compelled to wear it instead of her own hat.

Not much long after, she felt the weirdest urge to wear a red shirt and overalls. A little while after that, she managed to find herself a fake mustache. Why is she wearing a fake mustache? Because it feels so right for

Comments

[noghostsplzkthx]

...Patti!? What the hell!?!?

[origamikillah]

[Sup Liz. Patti is chasing around a kind of terrified-looking Pip. He...kind of looks like a Yoshi, right?]

Liz!

[noghostsplzkthx]

What are you doing!?

[origamikillah]

Trying-a to get Pip to take-a me to find the Princess!

[noghostsplzkthx]

But-why!? And why are you talking so weird??

[origamikillah]

I don't-a know, I just felt like it for some-a reason!

[noghostsplzkthx]

...Wait, is this one of those curse things?

Patti, did you do anything weird this morning?

[origamikillah]

I found-a this hat!

[Points to the red cap with an "M" on it that's now on her head.]

[noghostsplzkthx]

Ew, what is that thing? [it's completely tasteless, Patti, why are you wearing it?]

Did you really have to put it on?