Five Bullets - Action

[origamikillah]

[Patti woke up to find a very strange hat next to her, and for some reason she felt compelled to wear it instead of her own hat.

Not much long after, she felt the weirdest urge to wear a red shirt and overalls. A little while after that, she managed to find herself a fake mustache. Why is she wearing a fake mustache? Because it feels so right for

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[suckmylipstick]

[Princesses are too mainstream for Hipsterjime but this guy is just about as high maintenance as any girl can get.]

I only do old school.

[origamikillah]

Princess, I will-a save you!

[Don't worry Hajime, Patti's got this. She'll just attempt to scoop him up over her shoulder. No goombas are gonna get the princess now, no sir.]

[suckmylipstick]

What are you doing!?

[This never happens in Pacman or Combat...!]

[origamikillah]

Don't-a worry, Princess! You will-a be safe soon!

[And dashing off to the nearest thing Patti would think resemble a castle...]

[suckmylipstick]

[For being a girl, she's incredibly strong. Hajime fails in her grip. To be upstaged by a woman--]

Where are you taking me? Release me at once!

[origamikillah]

[Nope, not letting go yet. Not until the Princess is safe!]

We just-a have to get to the castle!