Five Bullets - Action

[origamikillah]

[Patti woke up to find a very strange hat next to her, and for some reason she felt compelled to wear it instead of her own hat.

Not much long after, she felt the weirdest urge to wear a red shirt and overalls. A little while after that, she managed to find herself a fake mustache. Why is she wearing a fake mustache? Because it feels so right for

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[frogglingwitch]

[ Eruka is staring at you jumping on that upside down garbage can. With Patti dressed like that, the witch doesn't recognize immediately who she's talking to. ]

What are you doing?

[origamikillah]

[To make things more confusing, Patti's also speaking in a over-the-top stereotyped Italian accent.]

Trying-a to get down-a these pipes! It doesn't-a seem to be working!

[frogglingwitch]

But that's not a pipe! Why would you try and get down a pipe anyway?

[origamikillah]

It's a good-a way of traveling!

[Jump jump jump.]

[frogglingwitch]

Look. Uhh... this is for your own good.

[ and she kicks the garbage can over ]

See? It's not a pipe.

[origamikillah]

[Patti stops jumping and stares at the fallen garbage can in shock.]

Mamma mia! How-a did you get-a strong enough to kick over a pipe?

[frogglingwitch]

It's not a pipe! It's just a garbage can! Are you stupid or something?!

[origamikillah]

[And for that, Eruka will just get a confused stare.

This was totally a pipe. Is Eruka blind or something?]

[frogglingwitch]

[ Eruka stares back. Only then does she manage to see the features under the costume. ]

H-Hey, wait. You look like Liz.

[origamikillah]

She's-a my sister!

[Yup, this is the other Thompson sister.]

[frogglingwitch]

Your--?

[ oh right... there were two of them! great, just her luck that she called this one stupid... ]

Uh...

[origamikillah]

Do you-a know my sister?

[Luckily for Eruka, Patti is the most easy going out of the derp trio.]

[frogglingwitch]

Y-Yeah... we made a dress together. Sort of.