"If we're not guaranteed a lover, then why do I keep looking?"

"They say fools fall in love
Then I am an idiot at best
Because I put my brain
Through the stress
Now I sit here with half a brain
And a broken heart
Wishing my brain would've stopped
My heart before it had a chance to start."

"If love is a battlefield
Then give me a purple heart
I'll need that to replace
the real one that fell apart.