Thanks for the great present, Mukuro!

Now I have to find you something too! Shit...

Sasuke! You and I need to head out training dattebayo! Who cares if we've got ears! We'll just look cuter while fighting, hehehehe!

Neji, have you been doing okay lately?

[ooc: strikes hackable]

Uh, sorry Axel, Daisuke, um. Neji. Um. Yeah. I'm sure the apartments will stop smelling like burning and ground beef soon, right? Hehehe. But Lavi and I both learned our lesson!

Mukuro, thanks for letting me stay with you dattebayo. Lets build that snowman today! You promised me you would!

( Private to Self//Easy to Hack )

I got a haircut today. The stylist there was fabulous, if you know what I mean. I decided to stop letting it grow out before I became a while animal. They showed me some technique to make it look a little more tame and not nearly as wild ( Read more... )

[Private to Kisame, Itachi, Lavi, and Neji]

I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CRAP DATTEBAYO!

FUCKING CHOOSE GODDAMMIT.

Neji!!!!!  If you don't choose I'll choose for you!

[Private to Neji only]

You don't understand!  All of these people are reaching out to you--stop chopping off their fingers one by one and pick a goddammed hand!!!

Lavi!  Itachi!  Fuck!

You don ( Read more... )

[the LP must have accidentally been turned on while Naruto was on the move, as only the sounds of him breathing and running are heard. There are a few bird sounds, so it must be during the beginning daylight hours.]

... [more panting, which is starting to slow as Naruto is coming to a stop]

...Saaaa...

Dammit. How did I manage to fuck up like ( Read more... )

Saaaa!!! [obviously outside thanks to some wind blowing] Gaara, thanks for helping me out back there. Stay in Town Hall! I promise I'll be fine. AND I HEARD ABOUT YOU NEJI!!! STAY THERE THIS TIME DATTEBAYO! Dad ( Read more... )

To Gaara and Neji:

Thanks for coming to my sleepover party dattebayo! I had a great time!

BTW, Neji... on dad's that guy's journal who looks a lot like me, neee... I was just joking. Nothing happened. I promise dattebayo! I just wanted to tease you ( Read more... )

( Sent to Gaara and Neji's places )