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May 18, 2005 17:14

Well, this is fucking great. Got a call at the station about some giant tiger cow attacking the local grocery store and eating everything in sight. By the time I got there, it ate all the pudding and was making its way towards the potato chips. Tried to beat the crap out of him but these stupid batons don't work at all. The stupid thing bolted soon ( Read more... )

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silver_killer May 19 2005, 01:33:37 UTC
Tiger cow? I have never seen a tiger cow. What's a tiger cow look like?

Private to Count D

It is not my tiger, he is safe with me at Itachi's home. I've made sure of that.

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orcot_the_great May 19 2005, 01:44:27 UTC
It looked like a fuckin' alien, that's what. Big giant orange thing with horns, big ugly eyes, and a horse tail. Apparently likes to eat a lot.

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silver_killer May 19 2005, 01:46:28 UTC
Count D would have nothing to do with something like that. Especially not with such poor taste in food.

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orcot_the_great May 19 2005, 01:52:34 UTC
....you associates with him? A customer, perhaps?

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silver_killer May 19 2005, 01:58:02 UTC
Associates? No. You must be mistaken. I'm just a high school student. But when my landlord found out about my cat, he took care of her for me. I have her back now that I've found another place to live.

I came to visit her sometimes, and it was just a pet shop.

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orcot_the_great May 19 2005, 03:01:35 UTC
.....I see.

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silver_killer May 19 2005, 03:02:55 UTC
Is there a problem, Officer Orcot?

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orcot_the_great May 19 2005, 03:13:25 UTC
No, it's all good.

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silver_killer May 19 2005, 03:14:05 UTC
All right.

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