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[orcot_the_great]

Well, this is fucking great. Got a call at the station about some giant tiger cow attacking the local grocery store and eating everything in sight. By the time I got there, it ate all the pudding and was making its way towards the potato chips. Tried to beat the crap out of him but these stupid batons don't work at all. The stupid thing bolted soon after it ate all the chips and now I have to find this stupid thing?!

FUCK. D, if you're hiding it, I'm going to have your ass!

((ref))