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Trez Mafia
When Lander and I get together, it's always a good time. Of course, that was until she came along, but who's talking about that? Some highlights:
"Rule 5: Jennings is a sweet talker."
"She's a shameless strumpet."
"Dude, I can be your wingman, I'll get rid of that other girl for you."
"Actually, (to Micah and me) you can both be my wingmen, since planes have two wings!"
"Have you ever seen Heavyweights? We have to use the buddy system when we go pee."
"Buddy!"
"Buddy!"
"Joseph, did you see her fucking toes?"
"Smurfyeah!"
"Are we intimidating?"
"No, I'm just shy, don't take it personally."
When Lander and I get together, it's always a good time. Of course, that was until she came along, but who's talking about that? Some highlights:
"Rule 5: Jennings is a sweet talker."
"She's a shameless strumpet."
"Dude, I can be your wingman, I'll get rid of that other girl for you."
"Actually, (to Micah and me) you can both be my wingmen, since planes have two wings!"
"Have you ever seen Heavyweights? We have to use the buddy system when we go pee."
"Buddy!"
"Buddy!"
"Joseph, did you see her fucking toes?"
"Smurfyeah!"
"Are we intimidating?"
"No, I'm just shy, don't take it personally."