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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I turned cursed_bird in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). Last Thursday I put gum in justanadjutant's hair (-12 points). In July I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Monday I punched vicious_smile in the arm (-10 points). Last Friday I bought porn for tastes_of_honey (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-28 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
orchidsblood
Is it bad that I'm looking at putting gum in someone's hair as a wonderful idea?