rules;
list 1-10 pairings/prompts that you have been dying to read. maybe it's a really rare pairing or something you've requested on any of the past smut memes which haven't been fulfilled. when you see this posted on your friends' journals, you may do one of the following;
- write it.
- link to one that's already been written, whether by you or someone else.
- nothing, but karma will get you. no, really, nothing will happen. >.>
there are no length or rating limits, and prompts may be duplicated.
there is no deadline for this, but once your ten prompts have been written to your satisfaction you are welcome to make a new post starting over. you may write your own prompts if you want. if your tastes change, you can certainly switch out one prompt for another at any time. <-- I really like this bit. :Db
my wishlist; (no already established romantic relationships unless it's specifically stated. no het as main pairing unless specified. no bdsm.)
1; akamepi - not a threesome, but any one of the three pairings + the meddling bff they both come crying to. I'd like it dorky, silly and epic. *______________* or just of epic stupidity. (actually I want one for each pairing. >.> *is sneaky*)
2; preggers!ryo. this is the only mpreg I will ever request, but I want it because it would be so much crack. ryo on hormones which are crazier than his own, omg. he'd end every conversation with a grouchy 'shut up'. J: "so... who's the father?" R: "I AM! JIN, SHUT UP."; and then he could claim that Ueda is the other parent - U: "so... how do you know that-" R: "INTUITION." U: "...men don't really have that kind of-" R: "SHUT UP. SHUT UP, SHUT UP!"; Y: "so, what will you name the baby?" R: "STICKY CLINGY LITTLE SHIT." Y: "...well, traditionally-" R: "FUCK YOU. SHUT UP."; U: "there is one thing that still bothers me about this." R: "...what?" U: "we never even-" R: "SHUT UP!"; and the baby's first word will be "fatjin"; J: "wait, it says... 'infants should be breastfed for at least six months after birth...'" R: "...what?" J: "you don't really have breasts Ryo-chan." R: "..." J: "...maybe we should ask Pi." R: "SHUT. UP."; R: "I AM NOT LETTING THAT MANIAC NEAR MY BABY." Y: "who, Koki? what's so bad about-" R: "HE EATS PEOPLE. ...AND SHUT UP."; R: "YOU COULDN'T MAKE A PROPER HIPGRIND TO SAVE YOUR LIFE." J: "OH YEAH? WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT GETTING FATTER BY THE DAY." R: *wibble* "I-I" *snivel* "hate y-you. sh-shu-t up."; J: "I don't want the drugs you're on." R: "...they're *hormones*" J: "yeah, right. and I'm an idiot." R: "well, *YES*." as you can see, I thought about this a lot. >.> the, um, bits of conversation are optional. I just thought it was funny. I want ryoda though. :)))
roflroflrofl 3; subaru/koyama. SUBARU'S BROKEN PIECES AND KOYAMAMA. *wibble* or just crack, because it would make me happy. ♥ lots of k8-news-kt sides and cameos.
4; taguchi. I am not picky. write me junno/anyone and I will love you so much, omg. I'M REALLY NOT PICKY. JUST WRITE ME JUNNO. please? pretty please with cherry on top?
OH, LOOKSIE. :D 5; pida. I have such a fondness for this pairing. yamapi asks ueda out and they go on dates of fail but end up geekily happy anyway. and bakanishi should be involved somehow. actually, it would be cool if pi had akame cheering him on. :D ryo would be despairing at the world and take to reading books on voodoo. and getting drunk. very drunk.
and on the topic of pida, I feel I have to mention this fic. *___________*
6; tezryo. because I have other fandoms too, yarr. um. tezuka has senpai issues about sleeping with echizen, but ryoma really just wants to get laid. crack (and porn) prz. :3 and lots of tennish (lol, that means drunken tennis. actually, that was just a typo, but it amuses me).
*____________________________________* 7; nagase/anyone(everyone?) because the man looks hot whatever he does, oh yes. *_______________*
who wants him to keep his pants on anyway? okay, I just wanted to link to this fic <-- I really want nagase fic though. ♥
8; ryoda. fluff/angst = flangst? lol, ryo is in love with ueda in that pulling pigtails kind of way, and apparently ueda is a masochist because they end up sleeping together anyway (plot leading up to it would be awesome :D). ryo wakes up the morning after their 'one-nighter' and touches/kisses ueda's neck/does random pervy things thinking ueda is still asleep. baffled!ueda, blushing!ryo, and a happy ending. "so maybe I don't hate you as much as you think."
9; rarepair à la
je_box_project. go wild. have fun. ♥
10; toma/shun. because it's my hanakimi otp and nobody seems to realise it. funny and dorky. I could even go for sano/nakatsu. pervy dorm room snogging, nom. :3
I am such a sneak.
11; gokusen 3 fic. kazama/ogata, mmm. I would also like miura/takaki fic. or just miura/anyone around his age in JE (aside from the rest of hsj because I still don't know their names completely, ehum.) or miura/shun. I JUST REALLY LIKE MIURA. :D
♥♥♥
and one more, because
sailorlight22 is awesome. ♥
12; kiro. there comes a time in a man's life when he just needs to blow something up -- or get laid. but for the sake of humanity (well, maybe just inner city tokyo) shuichi devises a plan, in which best friends become puppets and unwilling keyboardists become equally unwilling accomplices. by the end of the day maybe it has completely blown up in your face, but hopefully it won't be explosives. OH GOSH, IS THAT OKAY? *clings*
DON'T U EBER SUTOPU moment;
13; junno/shige. they're working as intelligence analysers for some kind of investigation agency (SUPAH JANI?), shige is the intelligent hard worker, and junno is the klutz prodigy who spills the coffee and trips over things. junno rubs shige the wrong way at first, but after enough infectious smiles and overnight work sprees junno starts rubbing shige the right way. ;) other je boys as hi-tech n00bs, bosses, and agents.