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I would restart at 5 years old. I wouldn't overeat and stick to eating the right foods. I'd watch less TV and play outside more. I would lose any excess weight I may have gained. I would be an average-sized kid.
Because I would be an average-sized kid, I'd have more friends throughout my life. No one would make fun of my weight, because it would be normal. I'd have more energy to play and I'd be more confident in myself.
I would start going to bed at a reasonable hour. This would make it easier for the rest of my life; I'd be awake during regular waking hours like most people. I would be less sleepy in school and my work ethic would improve. I would take a bath or shower every day and brush my teeth in the morning and night. I would keep my hair combed and neat. I would take good care of my body.
I would never procrastinate. I would finish my homework as soon as I got home, before I watched TV or played or anything else. This would help in future years and make me an even better student.
I would spend more time with my surviving grandparents before they die. I will make sure that I build unforgettable memories, and tell them how much I love them.
In the fourth grade, when we get the Internet, I would limit my time on the computer. I would set up a strict schedule and keep to it. In chat rooms, I would only go to the kids chat rooms and talk to people my own age. I would be honest and not create an alternate persona. I would never engage in silly online relationships. I would only look at page content that was appropriate for my age, keeping my innocence a little longer.
In the fifth grade I will address my sight issues right away. I won't deny the problem and blame it on the school lights or the distance from the board. I would get glasses at the first sign of trouble.
When I get my rabbit, Pepper, I would take great care of him. He would be an average sized rabbit and live beyond his life expectancy.
In the sixth grade, I would make sure my room never catches fire. I would take care of my things, keep my room clean. After lighting candles, I would make sure to blow them out and double check them. Since my room never caught fire, I would never become a hoarder, and possibly never develop OCD.
In the seventh grade, because I've taken such better care of myself, I would not start spiraling into a depression. I would not get into a stupid fight with Taryn that halts our friendship. I would be nicer to people and outgoing. I'd spend more time socializing than cooped up at home.
In high school I would try harder. I would read all of my assignments, start studying much earlier, and create a rough draft before every paper. I would participate in school clubs and events more. I would enjoy my youth. Since I have taken care of myself, I would be healthy and would never develop PCOS, therefore I would never need surgery to remove a cyst. I would be nicer to my friends, less clingy. I would not make them feel guilty about having fun without me, I wouldn't be passive aggressive. I would actually have romantic relationships, and experience all my firsts.
In college, I would have the foundation to being a great scholar. I got straight As in high school, and I would do the same in college. I would make a lot of friends and enjoy all my classes. I would keep in touch with all my high school friends. I would never do my work at the last minute. Since I am healthy, I would not miss many classes. I'd only have to take each class once, and all the professors would like me. I would work hard on my art show and English thesis.
After graduation, I would find an appropriate job immediately. Since I would not be overweight, I would not need lap band surgery, and I would not need my gallbladder removed later. I would have very few medical bills and prescriptions for medication. I would be a hard worker and earn enough money to move out of my parents house, even pay them back for all the things they have done for me. I would be able to take care of them, not the other way around. I would have a steady lover and "asexual" would only make me think of reproduction.
I would never feel like a loser. I would never feel lonely.
I would be a better person.
So please, can you tell me where the secret redo button is?