TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Some weird thing I found on the intarnet. The image involved spray paint.
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
One, we had two, but we never used the second one, and finally took it home.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Very much my right. My left is rather gimpy in comparison
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
My wisdom teeth! My frenem, that one hurt like a mofo.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A box full of visual stuff. Yeah store redesign.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
If my dental implant and wisdom tooth surgeries count, then yes.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Hell no. I don't want to know when I will die. I would rather just be dead, then I won't be around to give a shit.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I would keep mine, thanks. I cannot imagine being another name.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Uh... RAINBOW!!!!
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Probably.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
I dunno, I don't really want girl cooties. Haha, money is nice.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
No. I like my pinkies. I would have trouble with enter and shift if I were missing them.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Duh.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
If it had no social repercussions with trying to get a job? Sure.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
No.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
That would require me to not be a chicken.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
I am not wearing pants.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
It's quotability is amazing. And hearing about behind the scenes stuff is hilarious.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
My apartment is carpeted. My house is fifty fifty tile/carpet/hardwood and plywood subflooring. It's pretty sweet.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
If I am shaving my legs, I will sit for that part. I stand the rest of the time.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Currently only one pair. I need to fix that.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
My friend Christine.
Q: Last person who called you?
Moms.
Q: Person you hugged?
Moms. Maybe Brandy. She was drunk hugging me a lot last night.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
uhh...4?
Q: Season?
SPRING!!!
Q: Color?
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME CHOOSE! I would feel bad for the other colors...I love them all too much.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
Yup.
Q: Mood?
Not particularly wanting to work.
Q: Listening to?
My daddy talking.
Q: Watching?
The computer screen?
Q: Worrying about?
Work.
Q: Wearing?
A tunic top, underwear and heels.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
Why hello there, I just got up. The first place I shall go is starbucks. Then work.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Be done with school for the year.
Q: Do you smile often?
Understatement of the century, what?
Q: Are you a friendly person?
Once again, understatement?