a shit story....
You know what?!
--AND--
Sometimes....
So I usually do.
And
"That was a real kickin' shit I just took! Wished I had a camera.." And thus, they become MEMORABLE.
I've taken 2 really memorable shits in my life thus far, and guess what...
I'm gonna share this with YOU!
Memorable Kucka #1:
It was huge. I have no idea what I ate, but when I pushed the fucka out, it came out in the exact shape of a "J". That's RIGHT. I shit the 1st initial of my 1st name.
Memorable Kucka #2:
Refried beans (the entire can no less) make the best cow-flappish meadow muffins you EVER saw in your life. 1 huge mass of medium brown shit in fat coils that went around, oh, 4 times. Better yet, I dropped it in the CVS toilet and never flushed it away. I wiped my ass and threw the used paper in the trash bucket.
I would have paid to be a fly on the wall of the next chick who went in the Ladies Room.
So perhaps somebody should have applied this sign to the door:
The CVS Toilet and Myself.
But then I thought "YOU KNOW WHAT?!":
And I don't.
Because I rule.
But remember something VERY important:
Well, I was just stopping by to show love....
