Do not trust a bored Prewett
Frank of the longest bottoms,
Am bored, Fabian is out because he is on nappy duty at the Weasley child centre. Under a heap of nappies no doubt. I haven't brushed my teeth yet, it's nearly 3 in the afternoon. Obviously would not be the case if I was with a lady friend. Or acquaintance. Whatever.
Speaking of...
How are things with your lady friend, mate? I hear Kings' mum is rough like a tiger, will you be needing anyone to help put ointment on your back?
In all seriousness, you're going to need more weightlifting that Kings' mum (god help me, he's going to kill me if he reads this) if you want to be king of the aurors. Well, earl of the aurors, I'm Duke, Fabian's a viscount and Kings is... obviously, King.
Weightlifting. Yes, during summer holidays. It starts TOMORROW. So, wakey wakey, eggs and bakey,
No, I wasn't drinking firewhisky while writing this, I just abuse the language. It's a gift.
Gideon the Buff and Most Freckled.