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I just scared off two Jehovah's Witnesses by answering the door and just acting really crotchety and hungover. Also I smell like a bar. But really I'm not crotchety or hungover. SUCKAS.
Now there is a whole herd of J-dubs congregating in my driveway. I need to get to my car so I can go to the store, but I can't leave until they do because I don't want to talk to them again. There is seriously like 7 of them out there. Plotting their next move.
Oh good they're dispersing. Time to go! But everyone should stay tuned (or pretend you care about my life, or whatever) because I have some more good news! Yay!
Now there is a whole herd of J-dubs congregating in my driveway. I need to get to my car so I can go to the store, but I can't leave until they do because I don't want to talk to them again. There is seriously like 7 of them out there. Plotting their next move.
Oh good they're dispersing. Time to go! But everyone should stay tuned (or pretend you care about my life, or whatever) because I have some more good news! Yay!