Drabble: The Reluctant Hippy

Jul 22, 2007 18:29

Drabble: The Reluctant Hippy
Author: Me!
Fandom: Pushing Daisies
Spoilers:  Absolutely none
Rating: PG
Notes:  If you don't know what Pushing Daisies is going to be about...it's a TV show where a guy named Ned can resurrect murder victims with one touch.  I got the idea from the bit with the strawberry in the trailer.

There are definite perks that come with the ability to bring murder victims back from the dead. A certain mystique is leant to him; definitely an excuse to be a jobless slacker. But one thing Ned will never get used to?

Being forced into vegetarianism.

The first time he cracked an egg open was also the last. He remembers the juicy satisfaction of a great steak with longing but he isn't willing to touch dead flesh with his tongue again.

Ned fought with himself the entire time it took to attach a “Meat is Murder!” bumper sticker to his car.
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