sex store shinanigans
okay so funny story. i went on a daytrip with my roommate yesterday. We saw a "private shop" that's how it was marked, and i was like, is that?... and she was like, go in. so we did, and yes, it was a sex shop. I love that i can now say i've been to a sex shop in the UK. It was less spectacular than i was thinking, but they were playing porn on a huge screen, which was a little special. Something different I haven't seen in the US, but then, maybe it's a big city thing? Anyway, we looked at stuff. I was wanting to get a vibrating butt plug, but honestly, i was embarassed to in front of my roommate. So i just looked. I'm not sure what sized to get anyway. I don't want to get too small, and i THINK i'd like really big, but then sometimes my eyes are bigger than my, well, you know what i mean. I kinda want to get an inflatable butt plug, but i didn't see one there. Do they have them at regular sex shops I wonder? Anyway, we eventually left, after the clerk came out of the back with this huge sub sandwich and was leaning over the counter, i swear eating it really lewdly, just like, gawking at us. It was offsetting. So we left and went sightseeing, but then she wanted to go back and get a dildo, so we went back, but we got lost on the way, and barely had time before our bus was going to leave. So at first i was waiting at the bus stop, but then i didnt' think she was going to make it so i ran across the street to hurry her up. When i got in there were a ton of people at this point, all men, and the same damn clerk. My roommate was taking FOREVER picking one out, and then she was like "which one should i get?" and i'm like, "I don't know, whatever you want." and just that exchange, i think made the guys listening cream their pants. seriously, it just doesn't take much. So she held up different ones, and i'm like "we really are runnign out of time" so she picked one and then some bubble gum lube and went to the counter. the guy was wrapping it up reeeaaaally slowly, and she was like "i'm in a hurry" but he still just went real slow. it was like in love actually when mr. bean is waiting on the guy. then he takes the lube and is like, actually, this here is more slippery, and is showing it to both of us, cause i guess he thought we were a couple, lol. Ugh. so she finally finished her transaction and we had to run for the bus, but we made it so yay. Now i still want a vibrating butt plug though. I'd almost just get a regular one (they're WAY cheaper) but i know i'll want a vibrating one eventually...hmm...