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Merry fuckin' Christmas season to all your hos!! Yesterday dad took me to a shopping centre where I sat on Santa's lap. He looked a little scared. And then we finished our Christmas shopping (I hope you like blueberry flavoured lube, Lols) and then I talked to an elf named Devon. She was a cheeky little bitch, I liked her! She said 'Santa' was actually a man named 'Smithy' who plays accordion. Go Sants.
And then today my olds tell me they found a house for our business but we can't move in for months.
Fuck.
And then today my olds tell me they found a house for our business but we can't move in for months.
Fuck.