Today's horrorscope says: Even a strong dose of common sense may not be enough to keep you on task today because you are distracted by the light of your own brilliance.
Well duh. But shiny objects aren't as enticing as great ideas now, so you may not be motivated to work harder by the prospects of more money.
Well double duh ( Read more... )

You know how some people will step on your foot and when you ask them to get off they cop attitude, like you are infringing on their right to stand on your foot? Yeah, I got that going on ( Read more... )

I wish Mr Moth hadn't accidentally discombobulated the garage door opener, because I am out of nasal spray and it is allergy season ( Read more... )