Conversations with Varmints (pre-illness)
C: I hear voices in my head.
M(e): :::points::: Headphones.
C: Oh! Yeah...
C: You know what would make a good "good girl" present?
M: You have to buy your own beading supplies, I already told--
C: A taser.
M: --you that. A what!?
C: A taser. There's this guy on the bus and I don't like him.
M: NO TASER.
C: He's rude.
M: You can't go around tasing people just because they're assholes.
C: (matter-of-factly) Why not? The cops do.