A lovely message courtesy of myspace:
"I just wanted to say hi. I would love to get to know you. To bad we live so far from each other. I'm not sure what you are looking for, I just want you to know that I would marry you. I am kind of shy and hard to get to know. I want a girl friend, but It is so hard. Especially since I am shy. Well sorry for bothering you. By the way my name is Ed. What do women want anyway?"
Also, why does OB not have an "EPIC FAIL" flag I could use to send to this guy?!