Dear world
A few reminders , because it appears that you need them :
1. Evanescence is crap. The sooner you arrive at this conclusion the better off things will be. Just repeat it over and over , then go buy some Bauhaus for your sins. Toss a few Smiths, Mission UK, Sisters of Mercy and Joy Division recordings in the cart as well.
2. Smirnoff is NOT the 'official vodka' of James Bond. Also consider since Cubby is no longer behind the films you should expect them to turn into the American cinema explosion and titfest bucket of chum that they have become. Please do not dilute the last of the iconic heroes we have left into some meaningless media blitz aimed at hipsters.
3. While it is perfectly understandable to laugh at the Goths vs vampires episode of South Park , please understand that this is what popular culture has done to two perfectly reasonable subcultures. While what you see in parody is pretty close to the truth , if you choose do dig a little deeper into said subculture you might find that all they are doing is taking the worst 1% of it's members and blowing them up to 110% size.
4. Please stop being stupid. It hurts.
Get well soon,
- me
1. Evanescence is crap. The sooner you arrive at this conclusion the better off things will be. Just repeat it over and over , then go buy some Bauhaus for your sins. Toss a few Smiths, Mission UK, Sisters of Mercy and Joy Division recordings in the cart as well.
2. Smirnoff is NOT the 'official vodka' of James Bond. Also consider since Cubby is no longer behind the films you should expect them to turn into the American cinema explosion and titfest bucket of chum that they have become. Please do not dilute the last of the iconic heroes we have left into some meaningless media blitz aimed at hipsters.
3. While it is perfectly understandable to laugh at the Goths vs vampires episode of South Park , please understand that this is what popular culture has done to two perfectly reasonable subcultures. While what you see in parody is pretty close to the truth , if you choose do dig a little deeper into said subculture you might find that all they are doing is taking the worst 1% of it's members and blowing them up to 110% size.
4. Please stop being stupid. It hurts.
Get well soon,
- me