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dear floormate 1,
you know, i like you quite a bit, and i'm really glad you're back from your appendicitis incident (her appendix ruptured, then there were complications with the surgery), but please keep in mind that even though you dropped all but one class and thus are only taking one final, some of us still have a full course load. i'd really appreciate it if you wouldn't make fun of me for politely asking you keep it down a bit. that was a really bitchy thing to do. and to think i thought you'd agree...
-liz
dear floormate 2,
please keep in mind that it is 24 hour quiet hours due to it being finals week. they aren't called 24-hour-quiet-hours-only-for-people-with-finals. they are 24 fucking hour quiet hours. so please, stop yelling down the fucking hallway! seriously, you are loud and rude and never do anything but watch movies and have boys over. you aren't even going here next semester. be considerate!
-liz
dear other floormates,
24 hour quiet hours! how hard is it to walk next door instead of just screaming people's names to get their attention?! jesus. and i know you guys aren't my biggest fans and i know i'm not like you, but could you at least have a little respect? i'm so tired of hearing people yelling and not being able to do anything about it. you are frustrating me and i have a lot of tests that are worrying me. if we can't be friends, let's be civil.
-me
lastly,
dear ra,
where are you? :( you leave at 10 am and don't get back until 10.30 at night and you say you were at a friend's house? you say you'll be here for us when we need you. sometimes i don't see you for days :(
you also said you'd be enforcing these quiet hours that i'm clearly obsessing over. even when you're here, you don't, and i'm getting tired of it. all i want is a little peace and quiet in my own damn room.
also, way to keep shitty records of floor conflicts. my door was vandalized three times and you never wrote anything down. i had to go to the hall coordinator in order to get it dealt with. you're really nice and all, but you're not doing your job at all. i say, what the fuck?
-me
actually, one more:
dear roommate,
you're the best. you completely agree with me (always a plus!) on the noise situation, you're smart and interesting, and you actually study! :D you're great. i'm glad i met you.
-liz
you know, i like you quite a bit, and i'm really glad you're back from your appendicitis incident (her appendix ruptured, then there were complications with the surgery), but please keep in mind that even though you dropped all but one class and thus are only taking one final, some of us still have a full course load. i'd really appreciate it if you wouldn't make fun of me for politely asking you keep it down a bit. that was a really bitchy thing to do. and to think i thought you'd agree...
-liz
dear floormate 2,
please keep in mind that it is 24 hour quiet hours due to it being finals week. they aren't called 24-hour-quiet-hours-only-for-people-with-finals. they are 24 fucking hour quiet hours. so please, stop yelling down the fucking hallway! seriously, you are loud and rude and never do anything but watch movies and have boys over. you aren't even going here next semester. be considerate!
-liz
dear other floormates,
24 hour quiet hours! how hard is it to walk next door instead of just screaming people's names to get their attention?! jesus. and i know you guys aren't my biggest fans and i know i'm not like you, but could you at least have a little respect? i'm so tired of hearing people yelling and not being able to do anything about it. you are frustrating me and i have a lot of tests that are worrying me. if we can't be friends, let's be civil.
-me
lastly,
dear ra,
where are you? :( you leave at 10 am and don't get back until 10.30 at night and you say you were at a friend's house? you say you'll be here for us when we need you. sometimes i don't see you for days :(
you also said you'd be enforcing these quiet hours that i'm clearly obsessing over. even when you're here, you don't, and i'm getting tired of it. all i want is a little peace and quiet in my own damn room.
also, way to keep shitty records of floor conflicts. my door was vandalized three times and you never wrote anything down. i had to go to the hall coordinator in order to get it dealt with. you're really nice and all, but you're not doing your job at all. i say, what the fuck?
-me
actually, one more:
dear roommate,
you're the best. you completely agree with me (always a plus!) on the noise situation, you're smart and interesting, and you actually study! :D you're great. i'm glad i met you.
-liz