WHAT did I TELL you?!!?!?
I fucking said the next time I see some dog owner let their animal shit outside and doesn't pick it up I'm gonna grab a bag, pick it up and either chuck at them or if they're a neighbor smear it on their fucking door so they'll have to clean it up one way or another?
Well lucky neighbor #2 got a visit from the Skat Fairy on their back door. On the window AND the door handle.
CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR DOGS!!! Do you KNOW how hard it is to get dog shit out of sneakers?!?!?!?!?!?!? FUcK YOU!!!!!!!!
And before you call me juvenile, remember back if you've ever stepped in dog shit, especially if you were on your way to work? Inconvenient, right? I'm doing this for YOU, Brothers and Sisters!
Clean up after your pets or you may be next.
signed,
Me.
Well lucky neighbor #2 got a visit from the Skat Fairy on their back door. On the window AND the door handle.
CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR DOGS!!! Do you KNOW how hard it is to get dog shit out of sneakers?!?!?!?!?!?!? FUcK YOU!!!!!!!!
And before you call me juvenile, remember back if you've ever stepped in dog shit, especially if you were on your way to work? Inconvenient, right? I'm doing this for YOU, Brothers and Sisters!
Clean up after your pets or you may be next.
signed,
Me.