So I was late for doctor's appointments twice this past week; once on Thursday and once on Friday (I always set up appointments on Thurs. and Fri. because those are days I don't work). Why? Because my alarm didn't go off. My phone is my alarm, and every night I plug in my phone to the extension cord by my nightstand, and set my phone on the ( Read more... )

Saw this at Sears Hardware. Man, those handicapped people get all the good spaces...


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I just said "have a hoppy day" to the post office clerk. clearly I was trying to say happy holidays and have a happy day at the same time.

I think he had already started talking to the next person, so hopefully he didn't actually hear me.

This is just a totally ridiculous video (and I think that guy sounds like he's on something)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg