I apoligize in advance for the phallic content
But I saw Dane Cook last night. Now, he claims that he only gets head "you know, like, once every other leap year." Lie. Every single girl, and guy, for that matter, in the Comedy Connection last night would have enthusiastically performed oral service on that boy. It was amazing.
On (kind of) another note: you know those beautiful, glimmering waterfalls caught mid-flow out of the impressive dark rocks lining Vermont highways? I was informed today, by a boy who would know, that they are Howard Dean's splooge. My life is ruined.
It was a good weekend.
On (kind of) another note: you know those beautiful, glimmering waterfalls caught mid-flow out of the impressive dark rocks lining Vermont highways? I was informed today, by a boy who would know, that they are Howard Dean's splooge. My life is ruined.
It was a good weekend.