fallen
it's demanded that i update, although nothing will be as interesting as fireshots.
i will not mention how useless, sullen, and otherwise infuriating the transfer affairs department is here.
however, seeing everyone is amaz..zing. a certain alex bone came over to my apartment and promptly forced me to do five shots of tequila the night before our first day of classes. while this was occuring, not only did my father call and grill me about school, but alex noticed my new demon-possessed kitten playing with something mysterious, which turned out to be...a cock ring. with nubby spikes. i mean, it was in the plastic and all, but still. i tossed it somewhere as a shocked reflex. the next day, my roommate comes running into my room, and is like, "what IS this?" -this- being an EMPTY cock ring package. turns out the cats must have taken it out at some point, because my other friends had found the actual ring on the rug in the living room, didn't know what it was, and had been playing with it. like, throwing it against the wall. apparently it's a little gummy or something; right now it's stuck to my ceiling. no one in my apartment will claim ownership.
okay i'm going to go fight the administration, round two. maybe this time i'll try the sultry underhanded seductive approach. not that that will work either, because they are cold blooded, fishy eyed asexuals.
keep warm
i will not mention how useless, sullen, and otherwise infuriating the transfer affairs department is here.
however, seeing everyone is amaz..zing. a certain alex bone came over to my apartment and promptly forced me to do five shots of tequila the night before our first day of classes. while this was occuring, not only did my father call and grill me about school, but alex noticed my new demon-possessed kitten playing with something mysterious, which turned out to be...a cock ring. with nubby spikes. i mean, it was in the plastic and all, but still. i tossed it somewhere as a shocked reflex. the next day, my roommate comes running into my room, and is like, "what IS this?" -this- being an EMPTY cock ring package. turns out the cats must have taken it out at some point, because my other friends had found the actual ring on the rug in the living room, didn't know what it was, and had been playing with it. like, throwing it against the wall. apparently it's a little gummy or something; right now it's stuck to my ceiling. no one in my apartment will claim ownership.
okay i'm going to go fight the administration, round two. maybe this time i'll try the sultry underhanded seductive approach. not that that will work either, because they are cold blooded, fishy eyed asexuals.
keep warm