of the very same Haku-drabble... with commentary! XD
Okay I don't know... I just really felt like trying this out (since this is something I've been wanting to do with all my writings... so I use this piece as a test-thing to see if it's any fun? *grin*)
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"Hey Naruto."
Sasuke looked up at the sound of that soft voice, just in time to see the owner bend forward to kiss Naruto's cheek in greeting. Somehow I found this kind of cute. *shrugs* I mean a soft, cross-dressing Haku would totally greet his close friend Naruto like this. *smile*
"Haku! Nice seeing you here!" Naruto gave Haku a bright smile while Sasuke eyed the exchange somewhat curiously. "You look fantastic!"
Haku smiled gently while twirling around to give Naruto a better look. Sasuke actually had to agree. Long dark hair were flowing freely over Haku's shoulders and the green top and black mini-skirt were surprisingly tasteful, clinging to a thin frame. The black choker and many bracelets on slender arms didn't look wrong either. You can tell I don't know much about clothes >.> XD Girl clothes at that! If my sister were around she could show me some of her tops and I could pick one look and give more details and stuff but maybe it's nicer this way after all? I mean then the reader can decide themselves what they think looks good right? Sasuke had to look Haku over one more time. He was usually never attracted to girls but he had to admit that this one managed to catch his attention somehow. That should have been a hint for him. *laugh* In this universe Sasuke is gay and has never really been attracted to a female, so finding Haku attractive should have made him understand that he's not a girl. *snicker*
"Damn, Haku! You always manage to amaze me with how good you manage to look in those kind of clothes. I have no idea how you do it!" This is also a hint for Sasuke. Since Naruto is amazed how well Haku pull off girl clothes.
Haku giggled at Naruto's compliment and punched him lightly on the arm - then he turned to Sasuke. This exchange had me laugh. XD I mean first the giggle and then a girly punch on the arm! Hahaha. Awesome.
"Who is your friend?" No flirting with Naruto's guy!
Naruto grinned and winked at Sasuke, making him blink in slight surprise. But of course Naruto is confident that Haku won't take Sasuke away from him. ^^
"This is Sasuke. Sasuke this is Haku, we used to go in the same class. One of my oldest friends." "I've known him since the very first arc in the manga! 8D"
Haku took Sasuke's hand and shook it gently.
"Nice to meet you."
"Nice to meet you too." Sasuke answered.
"Oh, I love your voice!" Haku exclaimed with a warm smile. Haku surprised me with this comment, but I found it funny so I left it there.
Taken aback by the sudden compliment Sasuke could only mumble a 'thanks' while listening to Naruto's snickers. Totally understandable, Sas. If someone said something like that to me all of a sudden I wouldn't know what to say either. XD
"So, are you boys out for some fun?" Haku's eyes glinted mischievously. "How about a threesome then? You know I've always wanted to try you, Naruto, and your.... friend is very attractive." *waggles eyebrows*
"People normally go to bars to have fun, don't they? Naruto rolled his eyes. "Doesn't mean I'm gonna share my man with you! I want him for myself first, thank you very much!" *puts nose in the air*
Sasuke observed the two of them bicker for a little while. Didn't he have a say in if they were discussing a threesome with him? Anyway... It was... nice, to see how Naruto interracted with a friend like that. He and Naruto had started to hang out quite recently and Sasuke couldn't deny his interest in the other man. Awww... Sas come on! You're totally crushing on him! Hard! Naruto is just irrestistable like that!
At first they hadn't really got along that well, but the insults they threw at each other became more jokingly surprisingly fast and soon they became more and more friendly. I can't decide on how they met in the first place. First I was thinking that one of them started to work at the other one's job. Then Naruto maybe started working at Sasuke's company. Then I was thinking about having Naruto work in the place where Sasuke always eats his lunch... I had a few ideas but can't really decide on one.. So I left it open like this... They were obviously interested in each other but neither had really made a move on that yet. They were pretty content with going slowly and simply see where things took them. Since they're pretty sure something will happen sooner or later *smug smile* So after have been to a few friendly lunches together they decided to go and take a drink together as well. Which is what they were doing right now. It's a date! XD Almost... Sort of... At least they're getting somewhere right?
The bickering between the two old friends ended with Haku patting Naruto on the cheek while laughing, which made Naruto pout like a child - something Sasuke found rather amusing. Me too! XD I found that very amusing. Haha.
That's when a waiter interrupted by handing Haku a drink. Since I don't drink alcohol I don't really know anything about drinks. I wanted a nice colourful (maybe reddish?) drink but I just left details out because like I said; I don't know anything about drinks. =P
"It's from the man in the bar." He said with a smile and all three of them immediately looked over to a man raising his beer while grinning at Haku. I mean leering? *snicker*
Haku raised the drink in return while smiling dreamily. Haku is easy haha.
"Mmm... He looks good." Haku mumbled. "See you later, Naruto. Sasuke." "At least think about that threesome will ya?"
Then Sasuke was once again alone with Naruto. Naruto laughed.
"Oh man!" He said. "That guy have no idea what hit him!" Nope. Absolutely no idea at all. He'll totally be up for a surprise or two *laughs* Should teach him to not just hit on anyone XD
Sasuke raised a curious eyebrow, something that Naruto noticed and started laughing again.
"Haku may look like a softie, but I swear! He's far from soft in bed! Actually he's really rough, and I've never met anyone able to top him." "You should see the stuff he has in his apartment! Everything between whips, handcuffs, dildos and ropes and stuff. I'm kinda scared going there you know? Luckily I know Haku doesn't rape his friends, as long as they stay on his good side" Naruto nodded wisely.
Sasuke wasn't sure if he wanted to know how Naruto knew that... Aw don't worry, Sas! Naruto only have interest in you! And that's canon! XD Wait a second! Sasuke almost dropped his glass in surprise and stared wide-eyed at Naruto. I just HAD to make Sasuke loose control XD
"Haku is a guy?!" The hints! The hints, Sasuke! XDXD Not so genius now huh? Hahaha.
Naruto laughed even harder. Because Sas loosing his cool like that is hilarious.
"So..." Naruto said soon after. "Wanna go to my place and see how soft I am in bed? Think you can top me?"
He smiled suggestively while while saying something else, making Sasuke choke on his drink. Poor Sas, why am I so mean to you in this one? XD
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Ahem... Random comments are very random. XD But hey that was fun! *grin*
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"Hey Naruto."
Sasuke looked up at the sound of that soft voice, just in time to see the owner bend forward to kiss Naruto's cheek in greeting. Somehow I found this kind of cute. *shrugs* I mean a soft, cross-dressing Haku would totally greet his close friend Naruto like this. *smile*
"Haku! Nice seeing you here!" Naruto gave Haku a bright smile while Sasuke eyed the exchange somewhat curiously. "You look fantastic!"
Haku smiled gently while twirling around to give Naruto a better look. Sasuke actually had to agree. Long dark hair were flowing freely over Haku's shoulders and the green top and black mini-skirt were surprisingly tasteful, clinging to a thin frame. The black choker and many bracelets on slender arms didn't look wrong either. You can tell I don't know much about clothes >.> XD Girl clothes at that! If my sister were around she could show me some of her tops and I could pick one look and give more details and stuff but maybe it's nicer this way after all? I mean then the reader can decide themselves what they think looks good right? Sasuke had to look Haku over one more time. He was usually never attracted to girls but he had to admit that this one managed to catch his attention somehow. That should have been a hint for him. *laugh* In this universe Sasuke is gay and has never really been attracted to a female, so finding Haku attractive should have made him understand that he's not a girl. *snicker*
"Damn, Haku! You always manage to amaze me with how good you manage to look in those kind of clothes. I have no idea how you do it!" This is also a hint for Sasuke. Since Naruto is amazed how well Haku pull off girl clothes.
Haku giggled at Naruto's compliment and punched him lightly on the arm - then he turned to Sasuke. This exchange had me laugh. XD I mean first the giggle and then a girly punch on the arm! Hahaha. Awesome.
"Who is your friend?" No flirting with Naruto's guy!
Naruto grinned and winked at Sasuke, making him blink in slight surprise. But of course Naruto is confident that Haku won't take Sasuke away from him. ^^
"This is Sasuke. Sasuke this is Haku, we used to go in the same class. One of my oldest friends." "I've known him since the very first arc in the manga! 8D"
Haku took Sasuke's hand and shook it gently.
"Nice to meet you."
"Nice to meet you too." Sasuke answered.
"Oh, I love your voice!" Haku exclaimed with a warm smile. Haku surprised me with this comment, but I found it funny so I left it there.
Taken aback by the sudden compliment Sasuke could only mumble a 'thanks' while listening to Naruto's snickers. Totally understandable, Sas. If someone said something like that to me all of a sudden I wouldn't know what to say either. XD
"So, are you boys out for some fun?" Haku's eyes glinted mischievously. "How about a threesome then? You know I've always wanted to try you, Naruto, and your.... friend is very attractive." *waggles eyebrows*
"People normally go to bars to have fun, don't they? Naruto rolled his eyes. "Doesn't mean I'm gonna share my man with you! I want him for myself first, thank you very much!" *puts nose in the air*
Sasuke observed the two of them bicker for a little while. Didn't he have a say in if they were discussing a threesome with him? Anyway... It was... nice, to see how Naruto interracted with a friend like that. He and Naruto had started to hang out quite recently and Sasuke couldn't deny his interest in the other man. Awww... Sas come on! You're totally crushing on him! Hard! Naruto is just irrestistable like that!
At first they hadn't really got along that well, but the insults they threw at each other became more jokingly surprisingly fast and soon they became more and more friendly. I can't decide on how they met in the first place. First I was thinking that one of them started to work at the other one's job. Then Naruto maybe started working at Sasuke's company. Then I was thinking about having Naruto work in the place where Sasuke always eats his lunch... I had a few ideas but can't really decide on one.. So I left it open like this... They were obviously interested in each other but neither had really made a move on that yet. They were pretty content with going slowly and simply see where things took them. Since they're pretty sure something will happen sooner or later *smug smile* So after have been to a few friendly lunches together they decided to go and take a drink together as well. Which is what they were doing right now. It's a date! XD Almost... Sort of... At least they're getting somewhere right?
The bickering between the two old friends ended with Haku patting Naruto on the cheek while laughing, which made Naruto pout like a child - something Sasuke found rather amusing. Me too! XD I found that very amusing. Haha.
That's when a waiter interrupted by handing Haku a drink. Since I don't drink alcohol I don't really know anything about drinks. I wanted a nice colourful (maybe reddish?) drink but I just left details out because like I said; I don't know anything about drinks. =P
"It's from the man in the bar." He said with a smile and all three of them immediately looked over to a man raising his beer while grinning at Haku. I mean leering? *snicker*
Haku raised the drink in return while smiling dreamily. Haku is easy haha.
"Mmm... He looks good." Haku mumbled. "See you later, Naruto. Sasuke." "At least think about that threesome will ya?"
Then Sasuke was once again alone with Naruto. Naruto laughed.
"Oh man!" He said. "That guy have no idea what hit him!" Nope. Absolutely no idea at all. He'll totally be up for a surprise or two *laughs* Should teach him to not just hit on anyone XD
Sasuke raised a curious eyebrow, something that Naruto noticed and started laughing again.
"Haku may look like a softie, but I swear! He's far from soft in bed! Actually he's really rough, and I've never met anyone able to top him." "You should see the stuff he has in his apartment! Everything between whips, handcuffs, dildos and ropes and stuff. I'm kinda scared going there you know? Luckily I know Haku doesn't rape his friends, as long as they stay on his good side" Naruto nodded wisely.
Sasuke wasn't sure if he wanted to know how Naruto knew that... Aw don't worry, Sas! Naruto only have interest in you! And that's canon! XD Wait a second! Sasuke almost dropped his glass in surprise and stared wide-eyed at Naruto. I just HAD to make Sasuke loose control XD
"Haku is a guy?!" The hints! The hints, Sasuke! XDXD Not so genius now huh? Hahaha.
Naruto laughed even harder. Because Sas loosing his cool like that is hilarious.
"So..." Naruto said soon after. "Wanna go to my place and see how soft I am in bed? Think you can top me?"
He smiled suggestively while while saying something else, making Sasuke choke on his drink. Poor Sas, why am I so mean to you in this one? XD
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Ahem... Random comments are very random. XD But hey that was fun! *grin*