of that little Haku-piece of weird writing
Okay so since you asked for it, C, I at least tried to write it. Didn't pay too much attention to it though so sorry if it comes out weird...
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"Hey Naruto."
Sasuke looked up at the sound of that soft voice, just in time to see the owner bend forward to kiss Naruto's cheek in greeting.
"Haku! Nice seeing you here!" Naruto gave Haku a bright smile while Sasuke eyed the exchange somewhat curiously. "You look fantastic!"
Haku smiled gently while twirling around to give Naruto a better look. Sasuke actually had to agree. Long dark hair were flowing freely over Haku's shoulders and the green top and black mini-skirt were surprisingly tasteful, clinging to a thin frame. The black choker and many bracelets on slender arms didn't look wrong either. Sasuke had to look Haku over one more time. He was usually never attracted to girls but he had to admit that this one managed to catch his attention somehow.
"Damn, Haku! You always manage to amaze me with how good you manage to look in those kind of clothes. I have no idea how you do it!"
Haku giggled at Naruto's compliment and punched him lightly on the arm - then he turned to Sasuke.
"Who is your friend?"
Naruto grinned and winked at Sasuke, making him blink in slight surprise.
"This is Sasuke. Sasuke this is Haku, we used to go in the same class. One of my oldest friends."
Haku took Sasuke's hand and shook it gently.
"Nice to meet you."
"Nice to meet you too." Sasuke answered.
"Oh, I love your voice!" Haku exclaimed with a warm smile.
Taken aback by the sudden compliment Sasuke could only mumble a 'thanks' while listening to Naruto's snickers.
"So, are you boys out for some fun?" Haku's eyes glinted mischievously.
"People normally go to bars to have fun, don't they? Naruto rolled his eyes.
Sasuke observed the two of them bicker for a little while. It was... nice, to see how Naruto interracted with a friend like that. He and Naruto had started to hang out quite recently and Sasuke couldn't deny his interest in the other man.
At first they hadn't really got along that well, but the insults they threw at each other became more jokingly surprisingly fast and soon they became more and more friendly. They were obviously interested in each other but neither had really made a move on that yet. They were pretty content with going slowly and simply see where things took them. So after have been to a few friendly lunches together they decided to go and take a drink together as well. Which is what they were doing right now.
The bickering between the two old friends ended with Haku patting Naruto on the cheek while laughing, which made Naruto pout like a child - something Sasuke found rather amusing.
That's when a waiter interrupted by handing Haku a drink.
"It's from the man in the bar." He said with a smile and all three of them immediately looked over to a man raising his beer while grinning at Haku.
Haku raised the drink in return while smiling dreamily.
"Mmm... He looks good." Haku mumbled. "See you later, Naruto. Sasuke."
Then Sasuke was once again alone with Naruto. Naruto laughed.
"Oh man!" He said. "That guy have no idea what hit him!"
Sasuke raised a curious eyebrow, something that Naruto noticed and started laughing again.
"Haku may look like a softie, but I swear! He's far from soft in bed! Actually he's really rough, and I've never met anyone able to top him."
Sasuke wasn't sure if he wanted to know how Naruto knew that... Wait a second! Sasuke almost dropped his glass in surprise and stared wide-eyed at Naruto.
"Haku is a guy?!"
Naruto laughed even harder.
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Err... Yeah... *laugh* Didn't come out exactly as I planned. I was going to write more about Sasuke and Naruto but I sort of just skimmed there. I was also going to end it more SasuNaru but I guess the ending turned out quite funny XD
So there's another piece of crack from me. *grin*
I do realize that it's not very detailed either... Sometimes when I write the first draft tend to be rather rough... I usually fill in more details later on so... And I really just wrote this... just like this.. here.. in the journal.. you know? So I haven't even read it through or anything. *grimace*
Aaanyyway... Hope you enjoyed it at least a little. ^^ I laughed a bit while writing it so at least I had a bit of fun XD
(but I'm pretty glad that I don't really have that many reading my journal *snicker*)
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"Hey Naruto."
Sasuke looked up at the sound of that soft voice, just in time to see the owner bend forward to kiss Naruto's cheek in greeting.
"Haku! Nice seeing you here!" Naruto gave Haku a bright smile while Sasuke eyed the exchange somewhat curiously. "You look fantastic!"
Haku smiled gently while twirling around to give Naruto a better look. Sasuke actually had to agree. Long dark hair were flowing freely over Haku's shoulders and the green top and black mini-skirt were surprisingly tasteful, clinging to a thin frame. The black choker and many bracelets on slender arms didn't look wrong either. Sasuke had to look Haku over one more time. He was usually never attracted to girls but he had to admit that this one managed to catch his attention somehow.
"Damn, Haku! You always manage to amaze me with how good you manage to look in those kind of clothes. I have no idea how you do it!"
Haku giggled at Naruto's compliment and punched him lightly on the arm - then he turned to Sasuke.
"Who is your friend?"
Naruto grinned and winked at Sasuke, making him blink in slight surprise.
"This is Sasuke. Sasuke this is Haku, we used to go in the same class. One of my oldest friends."
Haku took Sasuke's hand and shook it gently.
"Nice to meet you."
"Nice to meet you too." Sasuke answered.
"Oh, I love your voice!" Haku exclaimed with a warm smile.
Taken aback by the sudden compliment Sasuke could only mumble a 'thanks' while listening to Naruto's snickers.
"So, are you boys out for some fun?" Haku's eyes glinted mischievously.
"People normally go to bars to have fun, don't they? Naruto rolled his eyes.
Sasuke observed the two of them bicker for a little while. It was... nice, to see how Naruto interracted with a friend like that. He and Naruto had started to hang out quite recently and Sasuke couldn't deny his interest in the other man.
At first they hadn't really got along that well, but the insults they threw at each other became more jokingly surprisingly fast and soon they became more and more friendly. They were obviously interested in each other but neither had really made a move on that yet. They were pretty content with going slowly and simply see where things took them. So after have been to a few friendly lunches together they decided to go and take a drink together as well. Which is what they were doing right now.
The bickering between the two old friends ended with Haku patting Naruto on the cheek while laughing, which made Naruto pout like a child - something Sasuke found rather amusing.
That's when a waiter interrupted by handing Haku a drink.
"It's from the man in the bar." He said with a smile and all three of them immediately looked over to a man raising his beer while grinning at Haku.
Haku raised the drink in return while smiling dreamily.
"Mmm... He looks good." Haku mumbled. "See you later, Naruto. Sasuke."
Then Sasuke was once again alone with Naruto. Naruto laughed.
"Oh man!" He said. "That guy have no idea what hit him!"
Sasuke raised a curious eyebrow, something that Naruto noticed and started laughing again.
"Haku may look like a softie, but I swear! He's far from soft in bed! Actually he's really rough, and I've never met anyone able to top him."
Sasuke wasn't sure if he wanted to know how Naruto knew that... Wait a second! Sasuke almost dropped his glass in surprise and stared wide-eyed at Naruto.
"Haku is a guy?!"
Naruto laughed even harder.
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Err... Yeah... *laugh* Didn't come out exactly as I planned. I was going to write more about Sasuke and Naruto but I sort of just skimmed there. I was also going to end it more SasuNaru but I guess the ending turned out quite funny XD
So there's another piece of crack from me. *grin*
I do realize that it's not very detailed either... Sometimes when I write the first draft tend to be rather rough... I usually fill in more details later on so... And I really just wrote this... just like this.. here.. in the journal.. you know? So I haven't even read it through or anything. *grimace*
Aaanyyway... Hope you enjoyed it at least a little. ^^ I laughed a bit while writing it so at least I had a bit of fun XD
(but I'm pretty glad that I don't really have that many reading my journal *snicker*)