title a las cinco de la tarde
rating r
pairing raul gonzalez/sergio ramos
summary from this prompt at footballkinkSo today I saw this picture of a wounded bullfighter (NSFW just to be safe, its not too graphic but don't click if you're squeamish): http://farm1.static.flickr ( Read more... )

i preface this by saying that it is not my fault. blame/credit can be doled out to luxover, for being more encouraging of me writing crack!pairings than is healthy for the general populace, tankshallkill for hopelessly enabling and promising cupcakes, and to cafune, who came up with part of the plot. i would also like to sincerely apologize to chretien de troyes for ( Read more... )

title living skin
pairings sergio ramos/fernando torres, david silva/david villa
ratingnc-17
word count 4,283
summary sergio works at a tattoo parlor. fernando wants a tattoo.
notes
this is a birthday present for the ever-wonderful adorerdollylux. (your peter pan au is coming, fear not!) i hope you have a lovely day and year ♥ i love you sweetheart ( Read more... )

title sailing to drift
pairing fernando torres/sergio ramos
rating pg-13
word count 3,436
prompt 086. choices
summary coming out!fic, or, the difference between "this" and "you"
notes i have no idea where this came from. i'm already working on coming out fic, ffs. but i sat down to write more of my big bang and this happened, instead. the ( Read more... )

title to know another universe
pairing sergio ramos/fernando torres
rating pg
word count 1,471
summary in which alien!nando has his first dream, and sergio is there to stop him from panicking.
notes for adorerdollylux because she wanted unicorn!sergio. and of course unicorn!sergio just fit in so perfectly to what is rapidly becoming it's own universe, in my ( Read more... )

title endless
rating pg-13
word count 2,679
pairing sergio ramos/fernando torres
summary au in which the texas summer is long and hot, and fernando has a pickup truck.
notes for the ever lovely sunlight_dust for being the best sounding board ever and for coming up with scene ideas for this ♥ um so this is au, obviously, and here's the deal: fernando is 19, ( Read more... )

title they shine for you (second star to the right)
rating pg
pairing fernando torres/sergio ramos
warnings au. crack. all signs point to my insanity.
summary in which fernando is a space alien and sergio falls in love with him.
note THIS IS ALL NEDA'S FAULT. she said that if i wrote fic about the boys being aliens, she'd read it. well, here ( Read more... )

title days like these
characters sergio ramos/fernando torres, jesus navas
rating nc-17
word count 7,700
note i edited this down from nearly twice the length because there was a lot of long rambling prose passages that didn't go anywhere, so if it seems a little broken in place, oops, but that's probably why. i don't know why jesus navas jumped ( Read more... )

title thought i saw you
rating nc-17
pairing jr celski/apolo ohno
word count 5,478
summary from this prompt at wintergameskink: JR is just a regular guy who got a job in the Olympic village and a ShortTrack fanboy. Somehow they meet. Apolo invites him over. Then there's hot sex. so idk if the sex is hot because i don't usually write sex scenes but i think i got ( Read more... )

title the lives of others
rating r
pairings in no order: karim benzema/yoann gourcuff, sergio ramos/fernando torres, steven gerrard/xabi alonso, iker casillas/cesc fabregas, guti/raul, implied gonzalo higuain/fernando gago, david silva/david villa
summary the hospital!au
disclaimer i lie
notes this is dedicated to justdoit7, for giving me a doctor!iker plot ( Read more... )