'I Can't Get Over How Bad It Was': A Lisa Vanderpump Restaurant Crawl

[fenchurchly]

"I still can't get over how bad it was": A Lisa Vanderpump restaurant crawl http://t.co/H0264cZPzW
- Jezebel (@Jezebel) March 9, 2015

Villa Blanca: "I can confidently say that this is the worst pizza I have ever had in my entire life."
SUR (Sexy Unique Restaurant): "These [goat cheese] balls are definitely not sexy, unique or a restaurant. I am

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[fenchurchly]

Also, this:


As Ken moves past Rachael, he wordlessly extends his hand and pats her on the head. (THIS REALLY HAPPENED.) A moment later, Ken and I make eye contact for the third time. "Hi!" I say. "Hi," Ken responds. Ken then reaches down with his free arm and touches my face-a gentle hand on my cheek-and says: "Nice happy face." (THIS REALLY HAPPENED.) A second later he's moved on and Rachael and I have no idea what the fuck just happened.

[musicnextdoor]

She was touched by an angel, duh.

[kapuki234]

omg ken