'I Can't Get Over How Bad It Was': A Lisa Vanderpump Restaurant Crawl

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"I still can't get over how bad it was": A Lisa Vanderpump restaurant crawl http://t.co/H0264cZPzW
- Jezebel (@Jezebel) March 9, 2015

Villa Blanca: "I can confidently say that this is the worst pizza I have ever had in my entire life."
SUR (Sexy Unique Restaurant): "These [goat cheese] balls are definitely not sexy, unique or a restaurant. I am really frustrated with Stassi for making these things sound so appetizing."
PUMP: "If I was at, say, Applebees and they brought me this steak, I wouldn't be mad at it. We are not, however, at Applebees. This steak costs thirty-two American dollars."

Bonus: "I now regret not speaking up and letting everyone at Villa Blanca, SUR and Pump know that their balsamic glaze is gross as hell. I must now put the responsibility on you all to right this wrong: If you're ever at any either of these restaurants, SPEAK UP."