WHEN OLYMPIANS GOSSIP

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WHAT'S BETTER THAN STARTING BACK TO SCHOOL WEEK THAN WITH SOME CAPTIONED CAPTIONS?



WRONG CHANNEL, BRAH



MILLER?!


SOMEONE HAD A BUSY NIGHT


DO YOU EVEN GO HERE


SO I HAVE A NEW SINGLE COMING OUT SOON


YOU JUST HAD TO START TALKING ABOUT THAT DAMN SNAKE COSTUME


BUT WHO WAS SUSAN


BUT I AM THE MOST MAGNIFICENT OF ALL


IDK


HE DOESN'T KNOW


FLYING...ZEBRAS? I'M FOND OF THOSE TOO


...AND YOU TEAR IT UP


YOU HAVE OFFEND GREAT FIGURE SKATER


YOU JUST CAN'T ASK WHY A SHIRT IS WHITE. GOD, KAREN


THERE'S A REASON YOU WERE LEFT OUT


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LMFAO SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP


IT JUST GOT 150% WORSE


O DEER


YOU KNOW WE'RE GOING TO GO THERE


RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT


I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL


NOTHING BRINGS THE ROOM TOGETHER LIKE A PURPLE FUCKING FEATHER BOA


'CHA


ASHLEE SIMPSON HAD A SINGING CAREER...AT ONE POINT...


YOUR WEIRNESS


WHY YES, I DO HAVE A BOOK COMING OUT


BEING WRAPPED IN JUNE SOUNDS KIND OF PRETTY. IS IT LIKE CHIFFON?


THE PLANET EARTH IS COMPRISED OF LAND, WATER, AND JOHNNY WEIR


%UH'S NEPHEW


I AM NOT A MONK


THAT MUST'VE BEEN ONE HELL OF A SAMPLE SALE


ME ME ME ME ME ME


MARCIA MARCIA MARCIA


WHAT MAKES SUSAN SO POPULAR


OHHHH HOLY COW


THE ISLAND PICKS PEOPLE FOR A REASON


...SO THE DATE WENT WELL?


I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS


THAT'S JUST DIRTY


I TOLD THEM TO GET OFF MY LAWN


WHAT THE WHAT THE WHAT THE WHAT


JELLO WRESTLING WEDNESDAYS AT JOHNNY'S APARTMENT


I THINK I'LL EAT THIS MICROPHONE


SO DO WE, BB. SO DO WE


IT'S A SIN LETTING THE JERSEY SHORE CAST LIVE IN FLORIDA. THE SHOW TITLE IS NOW A LIE


I CAN ALSO DO A HANDSTAND


THE PLAN: TO PUT BOAS ON ALL FUTURE INTERVIEWERS


~JOHNNY ROCKETS~


EGGS AND EVEN NUMBERS


YOU'RE A PUSHOVER


SWEAR TO GAGA I SAW HIM BUYING A DIET COKE


I HAVE A LIST OF THINGS FOR YOU TO DO. FIRST THING: BACKRUB


MAKE SURE TO PUT GAS IN THE CAR


SAY HI TO OCHOCINCO AND STEPHANE FOR US


IT'S MORE OF A GENTLE TAP


3 PEOPLE, 1 BOA


GDI GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, YOUTUBE


AUTOTUNE IS SO FETCH


I OPEN MY MOUTH AND ALL THE ANGELS SING


%UH'S FIRST COUSIN


SEE: JOKERFACE


WHAT IS NYNEX? THE SEDATED LYNX'S NAME?


GIVE IN TO THE BEAT


AND THUS, 'CHICAGO' BECAME 'CHICAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYEAH'


NO MAN LEFT BEHIND


DON'T GIVE HIM ANY IDEAS


HANDS AND MAGGIE


SPARKLING DELEGATES = JOHNNY STANS


LOL EXPRESSION + CAPTION


HAT


PLATINUM, ETC


I'M FEELIN' THIS


IT'S GOLD, HDU


SO I HANG OUT WITH OVERLORDS. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM


THIS MAKES NO SENSE


THIS IS MY 'QUIT ASKING' FACE


ALL THE TIME WINNING


I THINK YOUTUBE FOLLOWED EVANGATE


:D :D :D


OMFG IT'S ALMOST WORD FOR WORD


DAMN RIGHT IT'S AN HONOR TO TOUCH THE WEIRSUS


GO TO CHURCH, GO HOME, GET SOME


IT WILL BE SO GOOD YOU'LL WANT TO SLAP THE AIR


%UH RETURNS


THIS IS THE END OF THE AWKWARD BOA HOUR




TELL ME HOW YOU REALLY FEEL


I WANT TO WORRY ABOUT STUFF LIKE BUBBLES AND LYNXES


BUT *WHAT* WERE YOU WATCHING?


TWENTY SCHMENTY


PLAY ON, PLAYER


FIST SANDWICH


HIS FACE RIGHT HERE IS TOO PRECIOUS


LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS IS UPSET OR WHATEVER


YOU CAN'T LOVE SOMEONE UNTIL YOU LOVE YOURSELF


LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THIS, OKAY


DURRRRRR


FOREVER AND EVER


SHADY FINGER GESTURES


:D


OOPS I DID IT AGAIN


PROUD GARVIN KEEP ON ROLLIN'


YOU + ME = CALCULUS


WHY, NEVER


OBVIOUS JOKE IS OBVIOUS


~I LOST MY PHONE NUMBER, CAN I HAVE YOURS~


I AM STILL JUDGING YOUR QUAILHAIR


I SAY GOOD DAY


SIT THE FUCK DOWN


OMG SO THIS ONE TIME PARIS CUT HIS NIPPLE SHAVING...


THIS IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PEAR EVER


...OR NOT


BUT EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A MAN WATCH, LIKE THE LAMBIEL SPIN WATCH


YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT


IS THIS IN REFERENCE TO SOME OF YOUR COSTUMES?


YOU'RE MAKING THINGS WORSE WITH ALL THESE QUESTIONS


THE COUSIN OF %UH


UNCALLED FOR


#MYSMALTZ


BUT NOT UNTIL YOU TAKE ME TO THE MOVIES


I LAUGH AT YOUR FEEBLE TWITTER ATTACKS


BETCH!