Badass Maryland Governor Politely Tells Mitt Romney To STFU

[baked_goldfish]

Today, Mitt Romney is Romneying all over Maryland, probably doing awkward things like complimenting people on their oversized lava lamps, saying "y'all" and "cheesy grits," and suggesting that poor people should pay more for basic health care so that rich people can enjoy their constitutionally guaranteed yachts. But at least one Marylander wanted

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[bleed_peroxide]

Can we borrow this guy for a few years instead of Voldemort Rick Scott?! Pretty please?! D:

[screamingintune]

Rick Scott really is pure evil. I didn't think Florida could sink lower than Jeb, but they somehow managed.

[chantalzola]

Seriosuly, wtf. I thought Jeb was awful. He looks positively progressive next to Scott.

[bleed_peroxide]

Just... fuck, I hate this guy so much. He's been lying somewhat low lately, which doesn't sit well with me. I have a bad feeling he'll soon start getting ideas from Arizona.

[lil_mama419]

OMG, I just moved out of Florida and I'm so upset that my homestate has to deal with this guy. I can't even. My poor Floridians :/

[bleed_peroxide]

Pray to the FSM for us, will you? I feel we're gonna go the way of Arizona soon :|

[mahasin]

... Is that a duck phone?

[carmy_w]

LOL, that's what I saw!

[bleed_peroxide]

I think so! If you ask me, that makes it even better lol

[yeats]

it's THE infamous duck phone, in fact.

[therisingmoon]

ikr? rick scott is pure evil.