Info Post Time! Healthy Eating!

[lickety_split]

Last week's Info Post was sad. The comments were sad. And for the rest of the week all of the submitted posts were sad except one or two about trees and cats with bowties, and I was going to post something else sad and dismal but I thought we could all use a break so TODAY WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT FOOD!

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Comments

*looking at the "Healthy Eating Plate" image*

[anolinde]

avoid bacon

NEVER

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[muppetfromhell]

seriously.

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[shellazure]

Agreed.

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[frontyardninja]

there's a sign in des moines by the national pork board office. just makes me want to eat more bacon out of spite.

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[shellazure]

WHAAAAAAT. LIARS. Maybe something in regular bacon may cause rectal cancer, but pork in itself isn't the culprit. I'm guessing it's nitrites/nitrates/some other crap they add that isn't necessary for it to be bacon.

Hell, I switched to eating eggs and bacon every morning instead of oatmeal (I did a month-long experiment cutting out grains and reducing sugar intake) and LOST TEN POUNDS. ON BACON and other fatty (and lean!) meats EVERY DAY.

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[layweed]

I was actually watching something on tv this morning about a chef who cooks with lard and loves it. Her reasoning is that we've been doing it for centuries and there hasn't been any problem until recently, so it can't be the lard that's at fault. Makes sense to me!

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[tiger0range]

Bwahahahaha...

That's awesome!

I want to write her a letter explaining that it's actually the weather satellites that make lard bad, but (seeing how we can't shoot the darn things out of orbit) the lard eaters are SOL!

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[jettakd]

They will pry it from my greasy, dead hands.

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[xerox78]

Bacon is good for me!

Limit Butter?!

[bmh4d0k3n]

limit butter

Re: Limit Butter?!

[shepaintedfire]

IA PAULA

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[sobota]

you think YOU'VE got it bad, the flat i live in is a halal flat, which means there can be no pork products or anything considered haram (non-halal) in the house. :D sometimes, i go out and just order bacon and eat it lmao

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[serendipity_15]

That just reminded me of one of my friends from college. Apparently at her house her parents kept kosher but she really loved bacon so when she was at school she would be like: "I am going to eat as much ham and bacon as I please, damn it."

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[popehippo]

Word. Bacon's one of the most basic things I can cook well, don't take that away from meeeeeee

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[serendipity_15]

Seriously.

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[kaisenji]

This right here!! Bacon is a religion.