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[evildevil]

Sometimes I think the Universe Writes This Stuff Up to Mess with Our Heads...

BofA Threatens Foreclosure Over Missing $1 From Already-Sold Home

How could a home be repossessed when it's no longer in the homeowner's possession? One family in Utah asked itself the same question.

Shantell Curtis and her family were threatened with foreclosure months

Comments

[browneyedguuurl]

Fuck BoA! Can't wait to get out! FUUUUU!!!!

And if those church members donate anything they are dumbasses.

[browneyedguuurl]

OMG! I just realized that church is the one that is owned by that annoying, self righteous girl that was on Laguna Beach on season 1.

[kitanabychoice]

California-based megachurch Crystal Cathedral has made what churchgoers find to be a strange request: Drop off meals for its founder Robert Schuller's pneumonia-stricken wife, Arvella, which will then be picked up by a limo.

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As far as BofA goes, I don't even have anymore brain cells to waste conjuring up a response to their dumbness.

[erunamiryene]

You take ten million bucks from your members, and then ask them to give you food, that you'll pick up in a goddamn LIMO. Are you fucking KIDDING me?

Sorry, but anyone who actually sends them food is a fucking chump.

Also, Bank of America is a strong contender in the Evil Bastard Olympics.

[mindrtist]

Today is "Bank Transfer Day". People are closing their accounts and going to Credit Unions or smaller banks... Even tho BofA backpedaled on their "new" $5 debit fee.

sorry, I can't figure out how to put the AP link in here because I'm on my phone.

[optimsprm]

I think my favorite line there is: The plea also outlined what kinds of food would be acceptable.

I'm sorry, but if you're asking for a handout, you will fucking take what is given, while those who feel empowered to make those demands do not deserve a handout.

[grace_om]

The episode is far from the first foreclosure mishap BofA has dealt withcaused in recent months,

There, fixed.

[skellington1]

Thank you! I wanted a Red-Pen of Editorial Justice when I read that phrase.

[romp]

You just won for BEST PHRASE OF THE DAY!!!!

[popehippo]

Good grief, is BoA run by Satan or Loki or something?

[fenris_lorsrai]

Satan and Loki are way too competent for this level of bullshit.

[teacup_werewolf]

Loki will take all your money and give you like goats or something anyway. He tends to be a bit of non-sequitor.

[magus_69]

Unless you piss him off, in which case he'll give you goatse.