Comments | ontd_political: What A Great Day: Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize. Newt Gingrich Wins Porno Fan Prize of The Year.

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What A Great Day: Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize. Newt Gingrich Wins Porno Fan Prize of The Year.

Oct 09, 2009 22:29

The Newt Pornographer’s Payback: Gingrich Named Porn Fan of the Year by Scorned Dinner Date

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arathesane October 10 2009, 04:37:37 UTC

Best subject line ever!

illogical_me October 10 2009, 04:41:14 UTC

I keep reading Porn fan as Pon Farr.

TOO MUCH STAR TREK WARPS THE BRAIN, PEOPLE.

aurora_84 October 10 2009, 05:09:43 UTC

ME TOO. I seriously had to read it letter-by-letter, cause I kept coming up with 'Pon Farr'.

Also: most lolarious article ever!

singing_sparrow October 10 2009, 13:58:09 UTC

Truefax.

chipuni October 10 2009, 04:43:16 UTC

Why ever would she rescind the offer after he receives it?

In fact, I would offer a special addition to the award: offer him the central role in No-Lube, Anal Gang Bang 23.

offer him the central role in No-Lube, Anal Gang Bang 23. evildevil October 10 2009, 04:45:00 UTC

but that would plummet sales!! who would want to see Newt in the nude? let alone see his junk!

Re: offer him the central role in No-Lube, Anal Gang Bang 23. chipuni October 10 2009, 04:48:36 UTC

Oh, I would pay to see dozens of actors do to him what the U.S. government has been doing to us for decades...

Re: offer him the central role in No-Lube, Anal Gang Bang 23. autumnleaving October 10 2009, 04:49:02 UTC

I feel like there is a niche for this. After seeing 2 girls and a cup, anything is possible in porn.

...

:runs away to yak, tryin' to avoid ur carpets:

zestylime October 10 2009, 10:47:24 UTC

IF THIS LADY DIDNT DESERVE AN AWARD BEFORE, SHE SURE AS HELL DOES NOW

...even if some of those titles make me irl D:-face. Anal devastation???

fenris_lorsrai October 10 2009, 15:59:20 UTC

Spit Swappers made me picture a REALLY skeevy swap meet with people swapping little tiny tupperware containers full of celebrity spit.

NOT SEXY.