What A Great Day: Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize. Newt Gingrich Wins Porno Fan Prize of The Year.
The Newt Pornographer’s Payback: Gingrich Named Porn Fan of the Year by Scorned Dinner Date
Allison Vivas once thought she’d be spending Wednesday night in DC withNewt Gingrich. Then he stood her up. Instead of getting mad, Vivas got even. So just as the Scandinavians were doling out the Nobel Peace Prize to President Obama, Gingrich was being named “Porn Fan of the Year.”
Politics played a role in both awards.
From the top: Vivas was contacted last month by American Solutions for Winning the Future, Gingrich’s D.C.-based PAC, and was told the former Republican Revolutionary wanted to honor her as the group’s “Entrepreneur of the Year” for 2009.
At that time, Gingrich associate Joe Gaylord wrote to Vivas that “Newt’s Business Defense and Advisory Council” wanted to “dine privately” with her on the evening of Oct. 7 at the “historic Capitol Hill Club” in “recognition of the risks you take to create jobs and stimulate the economy.”
But then Gingrich found out about Vivas’ entreporneurial background: She creates all sorts of stimulus as president of Pink Visual, a California-based distributor of adult movies.
And given Gingrich’s presidential aspirations, he got clammy about spending quality time alone with the auteur behind such titles as Anal Devastation, Couples Seduce Teens, Brazen And Unshaven, Double Penetration Tryouts, Wife Switch Volume 7, Desperately Seeking Cock (stop me if you’ve heard of any of these movies before), Monster Cock Junkies, House Wife Bangers, Memoirs Of A Gusher, Teen Anal Pounding, Pure Cherry Girls, Teens For Cash, and Spit Swappers.
So Gingrich rescinded the invitation to Vivas about the same time Washington City reported on the scheduled date. Gingrich spokesman Dan Kotman told me, “We have notified Allison Vivas that the notice she received was sent by mistake.”
I asked Vivas yesterday how she spent the time she would have spent dining with Gingrich at the Capitol Hill Club.
“I sat down with the executive team here and created a special honor to bestow upon Newt: “Family Values Porn Fan of the Year, 2009,” Vivas responded via email. ” We worked on the plaque design [seen above], an event schedule, a notification to fax to his office - and of course, a letter we’ll send rescinding the offer after he receives it.”
Vivas also prepared an excuse to give Gingrich when she retracts the Porn Fan of the Year trophy. She’ll say it was all a mistake, as he told her about the entrepreur award, and add that the honor “was intended for members of our MilfSeeker.com website, and not for fans of our WifeSwitch DVD series.”
What possibly could she mean? Oh, right…
Allison Vivas once thought she’d be spending Wednesday night in DC withNewt Gingrich. Then he stood her up. Instead of getting mad, Vivas got even. So just as the Scandinavians were doling out the Nobel Peace Prize to President Obama, Gingrich was being named “Porn Fan of the Year.”
Politics played a role in both awards.
From the top: Vivas was contacted last month by American Solutions for Winning the Future, Gingrich’s D.C.-based PAC, and was told the former Republican Revolutionary wanted to honor her as the group’s “Entrepreneur of the Year” for 2009.
At that time, Gingrich associate Joe Gaylord wrote to Vivas that “Newt’s Business Defense and Advisory Council” wanted to “dine privately” with her on the evening of Oct. 7 at the “historic Capitol Hill Club” in “recognition of the risks you take to create jobs and stimulate the economy.”
But then Gingrich found out about Vivas’ entreporneurial background: She creates all sorts of stimulus as president of Pink Visual, a California-based distributor of adult movies.
And given Gingrich’s presidential aspirations, he got clammy about spending quality time alone with the auteur behind such titles as Anal Devastation, Couples Seduce Teens, Brazen And Unshaven, Double Penetration Tryouts, Wife Switch Volume 7, Desperately Seeking Cock (stop me if you’ve heard of any of these movies before), Monster Cock Junkies, House Wife Bangers, Memoirs Of A Gusher, Teen Anal Pounding, Pure Cherry Girls, Teens For Cash, and Spit Swappers.
So Gingrich rescinded the invitation to Vivas about the same time Washington City reported on the scheduled date. Gingrich spokesman Dan Kotman told me, “We have notified Allison Vivas that the notice she received was sent by mistake.”
I asked Vivas yesterday how she spent the time she would have spent dining with Gingrich at the Capitol Hill Club.
“I sat down with the executive team here and created a special honor to bestow upon Newt: “Family Values Porn Fan of the Year, 2009,” Vivas responded via email. ” We worked on the plaque design [seen above], an event schedule, a notification to fax to his office - and of course, a letter we’ll send rescinding the offer after he receives it.”
Vivas also prepared an excuse to give Gingrich when she retracts the Porn Fan of the Year trophy. She’ll say it was all a mistake, as he told her about the entrepreur award, and add that the honor “was intended for members of our MilfSeeker.com website, and not for fans of our WifeSwitch DVD series.”
What possibly could she mean? Oh, right…