How about "saving mankind" by trying to make THIS planet a better place to live for everyone instead of worrying about about gays on Mars? But global warming and all those other environmental problems are just myths, right?
"If we had to flee the Earth -- THROUGH NO FAULT OF OUR OWN, DEFINITELY NOT BECAUSE OF CLIMATE CHANGE, IDK, GIANT SPIDERS, MAYBE -- would you take two male pandas on your gargantuan space ark? Don't be foolish."
Pff. We don't even need Giant ones. A simple gnat sized one near my lady is enough to send her to Mars instantaneously. (Sucks for her that I actually like all critters including spiders. -_-*)
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