Birther Soon to Find if He/She Wasted Piles of Money in Offensive DVD.

[evildevil]

Mystery Science Theater 3000: Birther Edition!

Will the Latest Obama Conspiracy Help Him Win Ohio?

I'd tried so hard to ignore the latest of the Obama conspiracy theories. As Michelle Goldberg writes, it's "tempting to ignore Dreams From My Real Father because it’s so preposterous." The documentary, by Joel Gilbert, claims that Barack Obama was sired

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[yeats]

so disgusting.... it's clear that the only reason people think frank marshall davis and obama look alike is because they're both black and white people can't tell black people apart:


i would bet you money that i could start a rumor about obama being the son of/father of any black celebrity, just by putting two photos of them next to one another...

STOP THE PRESSES! OBAMA IS SECRETLY JOHN LEGEND'S FATHER!

[jettakd]

They genuinely look nothing alike. Different eye shape, nose shape, hell they even have different eyebrows. It's the most ridiculous and racist stretch ever.

[romp]

The eyes aren't dissimilar but that's it. My first reaction was that they couldn't have found 2 men who looked less alive! Obama has unattached EARLOBES and Davis has attached.

[evildevil]

Dont be ridiculous, the timeline is wrong... they are clearly siblings! OBAMA IS SECRETLY JOHN LEGEND'S BROTHER!!

[kitanabychoice]

Basically this. Davis looks like he could be Jay-Z's dad though. o_O

[jettakd]

Omg you're right.

[yeats]

BREAKING NEWS! JAY-Z IS OBAMA'S HALF-BROTHER!

[mighty_romance]

LMAO

[kitanabychoice]

*cackle*

[rex_dart]

lmao that school photo

i'm dying

[rhysande]

So that's why Jay-Z and Beyonce can just pop into the White House whenever they want!

[freeze_i_say]

lolllol

[carmy_w]

AAAND I just heard your comment in the voice of the screaming guy on TMZ!

LOL!

[celtic_thistle]

OMGGGGGG

[wrestlingdog]

CANNOT UNSEE.

[homasse]

I think my brain just imploded, because HE DOES.