Birther Soon to Find if He/She Wasted Piles of Money in Offensive DVD.

[evildevil]

Mystery Science Theater 3000: Birther Edition!

Will the Latest Obama Conspiracy Help Him Win Ohio?

I'd tried so hard to ignore the latest of the Obama conspiracy theories. As Michelle Goldberg writes, it's "tempting to ignore Dreams From My Real Father because it’s so preposterous." The documentary, by Joel Gilbert, claims that Barack Obama was sired

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[koshkabegemot]

I got that in the mail and promptly threw it out.

What a bunch of fucking idiots.

[layweed]

I wish I got one in the mail. I could use a new coaster.

[yeats]

so disgusting.... it's clear that the only reason people think frank marshall davis and obama look alike is because they're both black and white people can't tell black people apart:

[jettakd]

They genuinely look nothing alike. Different eye shape, nose shape, hell they even have different eyebrows. It's the most ridiculous and racist stretch ever.

[romp]

The eyes aren't dissimilar but that's it. My first reaction was that they couldn't have found 2 men who looked less alive! Obama has unattached EARLOBES and Davis has attached.

[evildevil]

Dont be ridiculous, the timeline is wrong... they are clearly siblings! OBAMA IS SECRETLY JOHN LEGEND'S BROTHER!!

[jettakd]

I don't understand the birthers with this conspiracy....Davis was a US citizen, meaning that even if the wackadoo theory that the President was born in Kenya to a US mom who was too young to pass on citizenship by some technicality was true, then he would most definitely be a citizen from Davis who was well into his 50s at the time.

[sankaku_atama]

Ah, but see, your plan has one fatal flaw in it: it is logical. Logic doesn't work for these folks, unfortunately.

[box_of_rocks]

But then he wouldn't be a natural-born citizen and therefore not eligible for president, right?

[wrestlingdog]

Don't bring logic into this!

[nesmith]

I hope Gilbert doesn't mind getting one back. In pieces with lots and lots of nesmith's angry feels scrawled over the torn and shattered pieces.