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ms_geekette November 4 2014, 12:51:35 UTC
help, id the players, please

The players in red & white are Monaco players...and according to this, #3 is Layvin Kurzawa and #28 is Jérémy Toulalan (I don't know who the other player is...a Benifica player? Perhaps untxi might know.)

And lol: https://twitter.com/AS_Monaco/status/529594271255756801

I'm surprised more clubs haven't gone with the "let's post our oily massage sessions!" route. Or maybe they have and I just haven't run across them (I didn't really search this one out...it found me. ;-P) But I'm happy to add it since I did add the pornography tag to this and I don't want to disappoint y'all. XD

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thanks for the id! jazzypom November 4 2014, 12:59:45 UTC
Amended the post and gave you a shout out! Yeah, a 411 on the Benifica player could be good too.

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RE: thanks for the id! ms_geekette November 4 2014, 13:24:56 UTC
After looking at this: http://omaiorclubedomundo.blogs.sapo.pt/monaco-0-0-sl-benfica-141699

Maybe the Benifica player is #18? Perhaps this guy (Eduardo Salvio)?

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mrscrapbag November 4 2014, 13:02:41 UTC
GAWD HAVE MERCY!

i thought it was going to be a porno because of that thumbnail tbh. lmao

and i thought arsenal's and man city's social media team are on point. well we've found a new winner here. other clubs should get with the times imo.

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ms_geekette November 4 2014, 13:18:38 UTC
Perhaps this is part of Monaco's plan to get fan support in the CL, haha.

But I want one of those dudes to work on MY calf muscle b/c it has been bothering me. :-(

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the4thjuliek November 4 2014, 13:21:05 UTC
I was wondering why the pornography tag was added! Good job! Speaking of sexy massages, have you seen the DfB video of Mustafi getting his thigh muscles treated?

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ms_geekette November 4 2014, 13:33:24 UTC
I added it because of the Praet picture, lol.

And I don't know if I've seen the Mustafi vid...I know I've randomly seen some of the German NT massage videos from the WC.

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the4thjuliek November 4 2014, 13:49:40 UTC
That picture of Praet reminded me of this:


... )

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ms_geekette November 4 2014, 13:56:48 UTC
Haha, my first thought with the Durm picture was "aw, a colicky baby is getting his bottle."

And maybe I've seen the Mustafi vid, but I have to say that everyone involved must've been confident with their filming angles. ;-P XD

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the4thjuliek November 4 2014, 14:00:48 UTC
Lmao, the DfB knows what we want XD

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ms_geekette November 4 2014, 14:13:26 UTC
Maybe saucy massage videos are the key to winning, as well!

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aquaecolore November 4 2014, 14:21:22 UTC
haha Durm does look like a baby there

and the Mustafi massage video... Still one of the best things to happen in Brazil this summer :D

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ms_geekette November 4 2014, 15:16:43 UTC
Durm just needs a bib, or maybe a bonnet. XD

The Germans definitely tried to give back some in Brazil, for sure.

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jesscp November 4 2014, 14:04:30 UTC
The creepy/sexual 80s lift music in the Mustafi video just makes it hilarious.

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